6 definitions by Tom Gore

Top Definition
Minigirl - a small girlfriend. A midget chick. Often cute and more useful than std-sized woman. With a tray on her head can serve as a beer or sandwich table and a variety of other purposes. More fun than a Vette and less trouble than all supersize model girls. A truly pocket friend.
A pack of young enterpreneurs having fun at a pub on a Friday night:
- Tom, weren't you dating that minigirl last time I saw you?
- Yes, in fact I still am! Fiona, come out with my beer on sweetheart - my friends wanna check you out!
- friends in unison Fiona, you'se a one helluva minighurl!
- Fiona grins and giggles spilling beer around
by Tom Gore January 04, 2008
1. A clever ploy to sell hamster food to human beings. Eaten raw (ie dry - see the Bridget Jones movie), with yoghurt or similar fermented dairy product or milk.
2. Ghetto Muesli - whatever can be swept off the floor with any milk/dairy substitute (white paint, soap water etc).
1. "Hungry and broke, Tom swept the floor under his hamster's cage and used the dust and dirt to make his muesli with sour milk he found in a thrash bin near a subway station. The explosive diarrhea he got afterwards was but 'nother brick to the thick wall of his ineptness, misachievements and misery." Tom Gorecki "The sadness of mice-men and other short stories", Koeslin, 2007

- Ay-yo, gimme sum'o'that ghetto muesli wit dem acrylic paint nigguh.
- Hook da nigguh to dat chronic! Go'n'get it yo'self, nigguh.
- Nigga pleeeez.
by Tom Gore October 09, 2007
The taxation of the ugly folks. The money collected from the ones looking less beautiful than the rest.
- Tom, you're ugly as sin and yet you don't pay the face fee! I gonna cut one finger off your palm each day you're late with your face fee, yo!
by Tom Gore January 07, 2008
A famous Chinese restaurant serving bugs saute...
- Tom what's "restaurant" in Chinese?
- Er translate server error?
- Weird...
by Tom Gore August 09, 2008
A famous Chinese restaurant popularised during the 2008 Olympics. Possibly named after a failed attempt to use online translation service to produce an English name for the maison.
- Tom what's "restaurant" in Chinese?
- Er translate server error?
- Do they serve bugs there?
by Tom Gore August 22, 2008
see "muesli"
a food composed of various grain, crumbs or other dirt, dust or tidbits found on the floor or behind or under cupboards, drawers etc
Ghetto muesli is da sheeznit, innit?
by Tom Gore October 09, 2007

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