6 definitions by ToastonBeans

Snapxiety

The feeling of nervousness and anticipation you get when you see the notification that someone is typing a message to you on Snapchat, especially if it's from someone you don't often communicate with.

"Dude, it says Morgan is typing, she like, NEVER messages me, I've got some real bad snapxiety from this."

by ToastonBeans April 12, 2023

Procrasti-baking

The act of avoiding work or responsibilities by baking a variety of delicious treats, only to end up with a kitchen full of goodies and no progress made on the task at hand.

"I have a paper due tomorrow, but I ended up procrasti-baking a batch of cookies instead."

by ToastonBeans April 12, 2023

Discord Hoe

Anyone who has over 10 discord servers on their sidebar, and none of them are in folders.

"I was using Michael's computer for a moment, and when I accidentally tabbed into Discord, I saw that he's in like 30 different servers, that total Discord Hoe"

by ToastonBeans April 12, 2023

Jack off all Trades

Someone who's so easy to get in bed with, they'll jack you off for basically anything.

"Jared's a total Jack off all Trades, I said I'd get him McDonalds if he blew me, and man did he enjoy those McNuggets."

by ToastonBeans April 12, 2023

Reddit Tornado

When a mentally enfeebled man-child throws a tantrum in their local games store and throws the display full of FNAF plushies and Fortnite cards across the store.

"I heard that Josh went on a full Reddit Tornado at the local Gamestop after the girl working there rejected his advances for the third time this week"

by ToastonBeans April 12, 2023

Textxiety

The feeling of anxiety and anticipation you get when you send a text message to someone and await their response, especially if it's an important or sensitive message.

"I have major textxiety waiting for my boss to reply to my message about that project."

by ToastonBeans April 12, 2023