Toad's definitions

Metnik

A massive, mostly slick and wet shit.

Man, I drank so much beer last night, I have to take one hell of a Metnik this morning.

by Toad March 18, 2005

alluring

jennifer-like creature that exhibits all her
characteristic attributes especially those
related with mystery, seduction, and a
particular brand of fascination that only belongs to her

implicitly defined above

by toad July 21, 2003

Princess Peach

She was last seen cheating on Mario with Bowser.

I'm still pissed off that Princess Peach used me as a punching bag in both Smash Brothers games.

by Toad October 27, 2003

queering

Forcible anal sex given to a man, usually by a group of 4-5 men, not for the purposes of enjoying the experience, but to teach the victim a lesson or punish him.

If Jerry passes out at your house again, lets give him a good queering.

If you touch one more of my french fries, I'll give you a queering so hard you'll be limping for weeks.

by Toad July 27, 2004