Toad's definitions

camel toe

When her pants are so tight you can read her lips!

The camel toe on her bikini bottom says, "Fuck me NOW!"

by Toad April 6, 2003

Metnik

A massive, mostly slick and wet shit.

Man, I drank so much beer last night, I have to take one hell of a Metnik this morning.

by Toad March 18, 2005

queering

Forcible anal sex given to a man, usually by a group of 4-5 men, not for the purposes of enjoying the experience, but to teach the victim a lesson or punish him.

If Jerry passes out at your house again, lets give him a good queering.

If you touch one more of my french fries, I'll give you a queering so hard you'll be limping for weeks.

by Toad July 27, 2004

speedy gonzales

$30 says that this guy can run faster than Sonic the Hedgehog.

Aribaa! Aribaa! Handere!

by Toad July 29, 2003