Timstuff's definitions

Take a walk

An old tymey code-phrase that one states before leaving to expel digestive gas. In other words, an excuse to tell your friends when you need to go find somewhere to fart.

Ms. Cromwell's three bean casserole was absolutely delicious, but the moment i felt a spell of flatulence coming on, I told her I was going to take a walk so as not to offend her delicate senses.

by Timstuff August 4, 2009

DDRUI

Dance Dance Revolution Under the Influence of drugs or alcohol. Might improve your scores, but very dangerous.

Fred: "Dude, I'm so wasted, but look at my DDR score!"

*Fred slips and falls on his ass*

Bob: "Sorry Fred, but I'm going to have to write you up for DDRUI."

*Bob turns off the PS2*

by Timstuff June 13, 2009

bus

The primary form of transportation for people who wear Nikes.

Guy in car: "Hey, nice shoes!"
Guy at bus stop: "Thanks, they're Nikes!"

by Timstuff May 21, 2009

mokele-mbembe

The name that natives of the Congo have given to what many believe to be a living Dinosaur, that is said reside in their region. From interviews with locals and eye-witness accounts by explorers, it is believed that the creature is a sauropod, like a diploticus or apatasaurus (commonly mistaken for a "brontosaurus," which did not actually exist).

Though there have been many reports of Mokele-Mbembe sightings since the late 19th century, the scientific community has shown little interest in researching it.

by Timstuff September 30, 2007