Timstuff's definitions

BJ

The first and second initials of our 42nd president, Bill Jefferson Clinton.

In other news, former president BJ Clinton has been accused of soliciting another intern for sexual favors.

by Timstuff March 11, 2008

mokele-mbembe

The name that natives of the Congo have given to what many believe to be a living Dinosaur, that is said reside in their region. From interviews with locals and eye-witness accounts by explorers, it is believed that the creature is a sauropod, like a diploticus or apatasaurus (commonly mistaken for a "brontosaurus," which did not actually exist).

Though there have been many reports of Mokele-Mbembe sightings since the late 19th century, the scientific community has shown little interest in researching it.

by Timstuff September 30, 2007

bus

The primary form of transportation for people who wear Nikes.

Guy in car: "Hey, nice shoes!"
Guy at bus stop: "Thanks, they're Nikes!"

by Timstuff May 21, 2009

DDRUI

Dance Dance Revolution Under the Influence of drugs or alcohol. Might improve your scores, but very dangerous.

Fred: "Dude, I'm so wasted, but look at my DDR score!"

*Fred slips and falls on his ass*

Bob: "Sorry Fred, but I'm going to have to write you up for DDRUI."

*Bob turns off the PS2*

by Timstuff June 13, 2009