Timstuff's definitions

BJ

The first and second initials of our 42nd president, Bill Jefferson Clinton.

In other news, former president BJ Clinton has been accused of soliciting another intern for sexual favors.

by Timstuff March 11, 2008

religious atheist

Someone who hates religion so much that their atheism has become a religion of its own.

Hank: "Man, it's so disgusting that our that our school has a bible study group! I'm going to make a petition to get an atheist club started!"

Bob: "You're totally a religious atheist."

Hank: "AM NOT! So do you want to come to the national prayer week protest blood drive on Saturday?"

by Timstuff October 24, 2007

change course

A politically correct substitute for the word "lose." Has become extremely popular in the last 4 years.

The Springfield Hawks seemed to have victory in the state championship game locked up. But halfway through the game, Coach Moore decided that winning was too hard, and had the team change course.

by Timstuff January 22, 2008

Edit-fu

The popular practice in Hollywood (and sometimes, in Asian cinema) of using rapid-fire editing to compensate for sloppy fight choreography or actors who are poor martial artists. The key signs of edit-fu are frequent shot changes in between moves (and sometimes during them, if it's really bad) and is sometimes accompanied by a close-up, shaky camera do further prevent the audience from actually looking at the fight.

Person 1: Hey did you see that martial arts movie starring that underwear model who was fighting all the ninjas?

Person 2: Yeah, and it sucked. The story was lame, no-one could act, and not even the fights were any good because they used so much edit-fu.

by Timstuff June 14, 2010