Timstuff's definitions

religious atheist

Someone who hates religion so much that their atheism has become a religion of its own.

Hank: "Man, it's so disgusting that our that our school has a bible study group! I'm going to make a petition to get an atheist club started!"

Bob: "You're totally a religious atheist."

Hank: "AM NOT! So do you want to come to the national prayer week protest blood drive on Saturday?"

by Timstuff October 24, 2007

change course

A politically correct substitute for the word "lose." Has become extremely popular in the last 4 years.

The Springfield Hawks seemed to have victory in the state championship game locked up. But halfway through the game, Coach Moore decided that winning was too hard, and had the team change course.

by Timstuff January 22, 2008

Take a walk

An old tymey code-phrase that one states before leaving to expel digestive gas. In other words, an excuse to tell your friends when you need to go find somewhere to fart.

Ms. Cromwell's three bean casserole was absolutely delicious, but the moment i felt a spell of flatulence coming on, I told her I was going to take a walk so as not to offend her delicate senses.

by Timstuff August 4, 2009

BJ

The first and second initials of our 42nd president, Bill Jefferson Clinton.

In other news, former president BJ Clinton has been accused of soliciting another intern for sexual favors.

by Timstuff March 11, 2008