3 definitions by TimeGardener
"Unwitting Celibate", or "Unconscious Celibate": A male victimized into copulatory impotence, or sterility, by his female companion, who uses some form of artificial (usually hormone-based) birth control. An 'uncel' may be prone, in fits of self-aggrandizing braggadocio, to describe as 'incel' anyone who questions postlib Western sexual practices. If bugs could talk, victims of the wiki:sterile insect technique would likely adopt typical uncel behavior.
Mark's started calling himself an 'uncel', because his girlfriend won't stop taking the pill.
Look at that poor uncel, 20 years of non-procreative life chained to that nu-feminist vixen!
Look at that poor uncel, 20 years of non-procreative life chained to that nu-feminist vixen!
by TimeGardener June 13, 2018
In the on-line dating game, a signa selfie is a selfie used to establish the identity of Jack at the request of Jill, with the help of a piece of paper on which is written by Jack a text requested by Jill. The presence of the written words is the essence of the signa; without which the photograph is simply a selfie. With the help of a signa selfie, Jack can establish his identity to reassure Jill that he is real.
by TimeGardener March 10, 2019
In the on-line dating game, a signa is a selfie used to establish the identity of person #1 at the behest of person #2, with the help of a piece of paper on which is written by person #1 a text requested by person #2. The presence of the written word is the essence of the signa; without which the photograph is simply a selfie. With the help of a signa selfie, a man can establish his identity to reassure a girl that he is real. A sort-of corruption of Michelle Obama's hashtag #BringBackOurGirls selfie.
by TimeGardener May 17, 2018