14 definitions by Tim Freckman

A physically unattractive man who gives fellation in front of Candy stores. (believed to have orginated in San Francisco in the mid 70s - possibly during the filming of a Mitchell bros. Porn Flick - Sodom and Gommorrah)
The mayor was really pissed off that the Lolli Queen would do his act in front of the japanese tourists.
by Tim Freckman March 20, 2003
A unehtical reporter that stops at nothing to get a story
The ghoul broke in to the funeral to interview the grieving widow.

The ghouls on the 6 O'clock news speculated about the last few minutes of the victim's life.
by Tim Freckman March 17, 2003
An earth bound hero selected by God to battle a very powerful enemy, or to accomplish a difficult task.
Vishnu tasked me to shampoo his dirty carpet.
by Tim Freckman March 14, 2003
Pretending to be a great lover when in fact you're really a pathetic self-abuser that took his cousin to the Prom.
After the intense but of Homo Panic Dave sought to comfort himself by Zimming his Friends.

You're Zimming Me. She wouldn;t screw you for a million bucks!
by Tim Freckman March 20, 2003
A ridiculously lazy person. A blood sucking leech. A moocher who does absolutley nothing to earn his or her keep.
For 8 Years Vice President Gore was the stereotypical oxygen theif. That was how he secured the Democratic Nomination
by Tim Freckman March 14, 2003
The practice of passing yourself off as a great lover, when in fact you're really just a pathetic self-abuser who took his cousin to the prom
After Dave's sudden attack of Homo-Panic he began compensating by zimming his friends.

Man, don't zim me. She wouldn't screw you for a million dollars!!
by Tim Freckman March 14, 2003
A woman that needs to shave every morning to avoid being visited by side show recruiters.
My sister has a 3 o'clock shadow. What a Bethman!
Did you smell that Bethman's Cheap AfterShave?!?
by Tim Freckman March 14, 2003

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