Tim's definitions

gooey eyed

The way ppl feel wen they cant STOP thinking about there beautiful girl friend

wow soph im soo gooey eyed atm....

by Tim February 23, 2005

push up

The act of raising one's self off the ground when lying down face first by sustaining an erection.

I fell out of bed when we were shaggin', but then I did a push up and she was so impressed we kept goin' all night.

by Tim June 27, 2003

jugulate

to kill by slitting the throat

i'ma jugulate you, you trick-ass motherfucka

by Tim April 7, 2004

pro-choice

People who support human righs and the advancement of the human race.
Opposite of Pro-Life which is a Synonym for Moron

I'm so pro-choice I wish all pregnant women had abortions! Fuck your Christian standards!

by Tim June 28, 2003

IPO

Intial pubic offering. the first time your girlfreind lets you shave her 'downstairs."

Dude, i toatally I-P-Oed this hippy chick last night!

by Tim April 26, 2004

sauced

Having too much to drink,
Similar words: plastered, hammered, trashed

my mom is sauced after that party

by Tim October 12, 2003

wm

washing machine, featurs including "A" class energy rating and MAX FACTOR to dazzle the hunnies with "spin dry" mode

look at wm spin, it's so ill

by Tim March 23, 2003