Tim's definitions

lardel

big bad cock

I jacked off my lardel last night.

by Tim March 28, 2003

cannonized

getting fat and going bald, ala Frank Cannon, the 70's TV detective.

Dude, John is about to be cannonized into the Holy Roman Quinn Martin Churh.

by Tim April 26, 2004

CO

A term used to refer to a corrections officer.

Shithead CO's often turn a blind eye to jailhouse violence.

by Tim April 10, 2005

To

ESPN/Radio host Jim Rome's nickname for Football star Terrell Owens. Usually known by most as T.O., Rome simply calls him "to."

When To isn't running his mouth, he's actually a quite tolerable player.

by Tim December 31, 2007

Mud Thunder

Slang for a case of diearhea.

Wow Marie, all that Mexican food gave me a bad case of mud thunder.

by Tim November 7, 2004

Teletubbie

Four giggling freak-tards that arised from the sky giving children a hard time watching TV. Non-stop assholes giggling with glee by annoying millions of people every second.

A mild form of "f**k" and a minor form of "screw."

Chaos that occurs often; bad days for people when having trouble with anything.

A drug. A drug that has large amounts of nicotine and weed, may cause strong brain damage; an illegal drug; strong dope.

1. Stop acting such a Teletubbie, John.
2. I knew I have acted like a selfish Teletubbie at Bob's party.

3. My students started Teletubbies in my class, it drived me Bonkers!
4. The Teletubbies ruckuss in my retirement home drived the elders crazy!

5. Teletubbies that.
6. Teletubbies you.
7. Teletubbiesin' a-hole!
8. What the Teletubbies?
9. Teletubbies you guys.

10. He was smoking some Teletubbies last night.
11. As Michelangelo said, "never smoke Teletubbies!"

by Tim August 17, 2004

varder

see
from Palomi, homosexual slang whose usage died out as homosexuality became more open during the 1960s

bona to varder your eek - good to see your face

by Tim December 8, 2003