Tim's definitions

Goosetard

An object that is totally, 110% SWEET AS HELL.

hey jerry check out my tricked out trike isnt it GOOSETARD?

by tim June 9, 2005

spelling nazi

a person who freaks out when a little spelling mistake has occured or has be a constant little asshole about it.

person a: here's my thesis for the pythagoream theorem

persin b: OMG PYTHAGOREAM! JIHAD!

by Tim August 31, 2005

ambian

prescripted drug to put you down for a good 8 ours

11 straight hours of work...time for ambian for a good beddy-bye.

by tim August 31, 2005

running man

Whitest dance move ever. Dance move where you keep sliding your feet on the floor like your running in one place

look at pasty over there, pulling out the running man

by tim August 31, 2005

smoke it

To give a man a blow job

Dude: Smoke it!
Girl: Ewww

by Tim April 8, 2005

cum alley-oop

when you jizz on a chick's hand and she slaps herself in the face with it. analogy comes from the basketball play of the same name. see also: cumshot, cum shot

your mom jerked me off last night and when i busted all over her hand she alley-ooped that shit like steve nash to amare stoudamire! TWO POINTS BIATCH!

by Tim April 9, 2005

CO

A term used to refer to a corrections officer.

Shithead CO's often turn a blind eye to jailhouse violence.

by Tim April 10, 2005