Tim's definitions

swite

A synonym for the word "sweet"; an exclamation of approval.

She said she'd go out with me? Swite.

by Tim June 13, 2003

delsnick

The shaft a male uses to stab his female counterpart.

Your mom is so hot I'd toss her the delsnick in a second.

by Tim January 25, 2005

Jeekus Lou

Used as an "ism." Often used to express reactions to unbelievably stupid, random, or anything else worthy of saying Jeekus Lou, because hey, even if it doesn't make sense it still sounds cool.

Also, Jeekus is Jesus, and Lou is his mechanic. And Cal Poly Owns UCSB. That is all

Jeekus Lou Tim! I can't believe you did that to Amanda!

Jeekus Lou Tim! You are so corny!

Tim, Jeekus Lou!

by Tim May 10, 2004

sow

A female who often slights ghouls.

That fucking sow slighted me again.

by Tim January 19, 2004

northern army

A group led by Chris Brown of Salem. This group of pansies run around wearing fake armor and hit eachother with cardboard swords.

The Hot Karls will destroy the Northern Army.

by Tim June 30, 2003

Timka

Timka, is your Pimp, bow down and kiss his ass.

Bow down and kiss Timka's ass.

by Tim March 30, 2005

asstit

Having nipples on your ass.

Or

To be an asstit (to suck)

"Yo' man, he has asstits."

"You are an asstit."

by Tim February 28, 2003