4 definitions by Tim Bernard

vagisitus

the illness that causes someone to be a big baby. The cause of constant complaining or pouting.

Samantha gets a bad case of Vagisitus when I don't answer her phone calls.

by Tim Bernard November 24, 2009

hinegina

A womans back end that resembles a vagina more then an ass. When her lower torso looks the same from both back and front.

Look at that soccer mom's hinegina.

by Tim Bernard April 1, 2008

Coal miners daughter

While engaging in a "69" the male on top sits up and punches their femal partner in the gutt. This causes the woman to sit up in to the anus while gasping for air.

Last night in the heat of the moment I gave Steph a coal miners daughter.

by Tim Bernard April 1, 2008

ganahurpesiffilaids

The dieses a man or woman gets from sleeping around too much.

I'm not sleeping with Katie she probably has ganahurpesiffilaids.

by Tim Bernard September 27, 2007