Definitions by Thor

Ben Franklin 

(v.) The act of using your penis as a lighting rod.

We needed a volunteer to pull a Ben Franklin for that goofy science experiment.

Ben Franklin by Thor November 5, 2004

Black and Decker Pecker Wrecker

(n.) A black chick with braces.

See Pecker Wrecker

Shanti is one Black and Decker Pecker Wrecker, I oughta drop a Cleveland Steamer on her.

Black and Decker Pecker Wrecker by Thor November 4, 2004

Poobic Punch 

n. A scenario in which you punch someone in the balls that they shit themselves.

He was being a fagtoast so I gave him a poobic punch he won't soon forget.

Poobic Punch by Thor November 2, 2004

Grape-Smugglers 

Definition: A tight piece of clothing for the lower body (usually a speedo) that clearly displays the male genetalia.

Derivation: From the stealing of vintage grapes in the vinyards of France. Theives would steal grapes in their pockets.

That dirty shitehawk with the Skank ho bitch whore is wearing grape-smugglers.

Grape-Smugglers by THOR October 15, 2004

berserker 

A word to be used in conjunction with a string of words, making little or no sence, but also featuring the word "love". Thought to have originated from Oleg.

"My Love for you is ticking clock, berserker"

"My Love for you is like a truck, berserker"

berserker by Thor August 24, 2004

blek 

A common mispronunciation of the word "black". Often used by white people from South Africa to discribe their fellow country-men

"by god! 'es Blek!"

"So Many Blek Peeple in Seeth Efrika!"

blek by Thor August 24, 2004

Foozles

(n.) An exclamation commonly used by lame-ass freshmen. Ask Tim, he heard it.

"Dude, did you do your homework?"

"Aw FOOZLES!"

Foozles by Thor August 23, 2004