Thor's definitions

Grape-Smugglers

Definition: A tight piece of clothing for the lower body (usually a speedo) that clearly displays the male genetalia.

Derivation: From the stealing of vintage grapes in the vinyards of France. Theives would steal grapes in their pockets.

That dirty shitehawk with the Skank ho bitch whore is wearing grape-smugglers.

by THOR October 15, 2004

thetable

The coolest place ever, forever documented at www.thetable.tk

"In other news, corporate giant thetable inc. recently acquired Microsoft, making this their third major business takeover this month."

by Thor August 23, 2004

o'neill

aka "the o'neill"

the asgard's most technologically advanced ship, designed to fight agaisnt replicators

named after colonel jack o'neill

by thor December 9, 2003

Ben Franklin

(v.) The act of using your penis as a lighting rod.

We needed a volunteer to pull a Ben Franklin for that goofy science experiment.

by Thor November 5, 2004

berserker

A word to be used in conjunction with a string of words, making little or no sence, but also featuring the word "love". Thought to have originated from Oleg.

"My Love for you is ticking clock, berserker"

"My Love for you is like a truck, berserker"

by Thor August 24, 2004

Poobic Punch

n. A scenario in which you punch someone in the balls that they shit themselves.

He was being a fagtoast so I gave him a poobic punch he won't soon forget.

by Thor November 2, 2004

lu

tested the "gravity boots" from ratchet and clank going commando

died in the process. body found in cockpit of passing 747

R.I.P. lu

lu here is going to walk up this wall

by thor December 9, 2003