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mozshin

Mozshin, discovered in 2004 by two Starbooglesoft employees, is a word with multiple definitions and of Russian (emo) origins.

1 - A disease which is highly lethal and easily spread. Get tested and inform all your past partners if you have it.
2 - A spiced food (an aquired taste).
3 - A Russian club drug that will make you see daisies in traffic cones, if you know what I mean. Use with caution, or not at all, unless you're ready for some craaaazy times.
"Dude, that guy frenched a horse when he was on mozshin, and he got a really bad incurable case of mozshin, and now he's lamenting the fact that he has less than a year to live and only one more Christmas to have a traditional Mozshin dinner."
by Thor December 25, 2004
mugGet the mozshinmug.

blek

A common mispronunciation of the word "black". Often used by white people from South Africa to discribe their fellow country-men
"by god! 'es Blek!"

"So Many Blek Peeple in Seeth Efrika!"
by Thor August 24, 2004
mugGet the blekmug.

Thor

The Norse God of Thunder/Lightning. He wields his magical hammer "Mjolnir".
by Thor May 16, 2003
mugGet the Thormug.

ass rocket

Violent, gut wrenching defication. So violent that you have to strap on to the toilet not to be launched into orbit. Much gas is expelled along with, well, you know... the other stuff...
1. Shane suffered from IBS, so everyday after lunch he would have an Ass Rocket.

2. Wow! That Ass Rocket was so bad I had to strap in to keep from being launched through the roof!
by Thor May 13, 2005
mugGet the ass rocketmug.

Grape-Smugglers

Definition: A tight piece of clothing for the lower body (usually a speedo) that clearly displays the male genetalia.

Derivation: From the stealing of vintage grapes in the vinyards of France. Theives would steal grapes in their pockets.
That dirty shitehawk with the Skank ho bitch whore is wearing grape-smugglers.
by THOR October 15, 2004
mugGet the Grape-Smugglersmug.

lu

tested the "gravity boots" from ratchet and clank going commando

died in the process. body found in cockpit of passing 747

R.I.P. lu
lu here is going to walk up this wall
by thor December 9, 2003
mugGet the lumug.

uonna

Mythic Rock disco in Rome during the 70s which sported outragious live events and urban feasts promoted by Tazzuti and his Ritter-Tod und Teufel art productions.
Dai, njamo al Uonna? Si, fammi' entra'! Fammi' imbocca'!
by Thor October 22, 2003
mugGet the uonnamug.

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