21 definitions by Thor

(n.) An exclamation commonly used by lame-ass freshmen. Ask Tim, he heard it.
"Dude, did you do your homework?"

"Aw FOOZLES!"
by Thor August 23, 2004

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The coolest place ever, forever documented at www.thetable.tk
"In other news, corporate giant thetable inc. recently acquired Microsoft, making this their third major business takeover this month."
by Thor August 23, 2004

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To get really fucked up off of something you smoked with a crack pipe.
I am so fucking cronged.
by Thor April 27, 2004

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The epitomy of coolness. Aptly described by his PGN post count "|337!!!11". Better than Valdaspam, <3 Midge any day.
I wish I were Thomear!
by Thor December 12, 2004

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Violent, destructive defication. When it is so violent that you have to strap on to the toilet seat to keep from balsting off.
1. Shane suffers from IBS, which causes him to have an Ass Rocket everyday after lunch

2. That was some Ass Rocket... i had to strp in to keep from hitting the roof.
by Thor February 14, 2005

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To seriously fuck someone up.
We just rushed Eddie and now his asshole hurts a shit ton.
by Thor December 10, 2004

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lu
tested the "gravity boots" from ratchet and clank going commando

died in the process. body found in cockpit of passing 747

R.I.P. lu
lu here is going to walk up this wall
by thor December 09, 2003

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