7 definitions by Thetatochip
When you turn the water in the shower to the point where it burns and use the showerhead as a Fleshlight
Guy 1: dude last night I used a molten fury shits different
Guy 2: last time I used one It burnt off
Guy 2: last time I used one It burnt off
by Thetatochip December 15, 2022
When you cum in a condom tie it and continue to smack people untill it explodes like a bomb hence the name condom bombdom
by Thetatochip February 9, 2023
by Thetatochip February 19, 2023
When you hold the diarrhea in for as long as humanly possible and demolish your best friends bathroom
I had a bean burrito 5 hours 23 minutes and 36 seconds ago now I'm heading to my best friends place for some Home Pyrotechnics
by Thetatochip October 6, 2022
It was a It's a Cheetos thing
by Thetatochip December 28, 2022
Walter:
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Aroya Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. To all law enforcement entities, this is not an admission of guilt. I am speaking to my family now. Skyler, you are the love of my life. I hope you know that. Walter Jr., you're my big man. There are going to be some things that you'll come to learn about me in the next few days. But just know that no matter how it may look, I only had you in my heart. Goodbye.
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Aroya Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. To all law enforcement entities, this is not an admission of guilt. I am speaking to my family now. Skyler, you are the love of my life. I hope you know that. Walter Jr., you're my big man. There are going to be some things that you'll come to learn about me in the next few days. But just know that no matter how it may look, I only had you in my heart. Goodbye.
by Thetatochip April 29, 2022
by Thetatochip May 23, 2022