6 definitions by The_678th_CoolGuy

A short blonde man child everyone loves even if it might not seem like it
That Jack Reed always livens up my day
by The_678th_CoolGuy March 7, 2023
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A retarded small person do trades height for an extra chromosome.
by The_678th_CoolGuy February 21, 2023
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His last name fits him very well. He’s always bullying the Jack Reed.
Alex Pringle is doing it again.
by The_678th_CoolGuy March 2, 2023
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A retarded term for a blowjob or when a girl has an ass so big your shrimp dick can get past so she has to sit on your dick and rub her cheeks back and forward
She gave me both of the cheek tacos after the family reunion
by The_678th_CoolGuy March 7, 2023
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