12 definitions by TheVeryStrangeOne45
Bethesda’s 5th Elder Scroll’s game. One of THE best games known to man, and is the reason you don’t have a girlfriend. One you start this game, assuming your PS3/Xbox 360/PC/PS4/Xbox One/Switch/PS5/Xbox Series X/S doesn’t burst into flames, you will NOT be seeing the sun for a while
Side effects include: loss of girlfriend, weight loss, paleness of skin, weight gain, death, pissing in a bottle, going shit shit in your pants, dehydration, having to keep a minifridge nearby for your drinks, ordering pizza every night because you’re too glued to your chair to get up and cook, loss of ability to distinguish fantasy from the real world, loss of boyfriend (if you’re a girl or gay), constantly taking an arrow in the knee
Side effects include: loss of girlfriend, weight loss, paleness of skin, weight gain, death, pissing in a bottle, going shit shit in your pants, dehydration, having to keep a minifridge nearby for your drinks, ordering pizza every night because you’re too glued to your chair to get up and cook, loss of ability to distinguish fantasy from the real world, loss of boyfriend (if you’re a girl or gay), constantly taking an arrow in the knee
by TheVeryStrangeOne45 June 24, 2022
by TheVeryStrangeOne45 June 26, 2022
A: round, red or green and tasty fruit that are a doctor’s worst nightmare
B: American company devoted to selling overpriced phones, laptops, not-PCs, earbuds but not overpriced tablets.
B: American company devoted to selling overpriced phones, laptops, not-PCs, earbuds but not overpriced tablets.
A: Apples = Death of doctors
B: Look at my iPhone 420 pro plus ultra max 5G 1TB 69GB RAM phone made by apple!!!!!!! - Every bastard or nerd (🤓🤓🤓🤓) ever
B: Look at my iPhone 420 pro plus ultra max 5G 1TB 69GB RAM phone made by apple!!!!!!! - Every bastard or nerd (🤓🤓🤓🤓) ever
by TheVeryStrangeOne45 September 14, 2022
Everybody thinks it’s an anime! (It’s not, although a Vocaloid anime would be cool).
Ok, but it’s a stupidly expensive voice synthesizer. Yamaha was high AF on crack and priced it WAY TOO HIGH
Ok, but it’s a stupidly expensive voice synthesizer. Yamaha was high AF on crack and priced it WAY TOO HIGH
by TheVeryStrangeOne45 June 24, 2022
Vegans, but karens. These bastards like to force others to go vegan (which can actually be considered harassment)
Person 1: I love meat!!
The karen: NO!!! MEAT IS GAY!!! BE VEGAN, BE VEGAN, BE VEGAN RIGHT AWAY, BE VEGAN RIGHT NOW!!!!
Person 1: NOO!!
The karen: BE VEGAN NOW OR I WILL HANG YOU!! AND ARE YOU FILMING ME??
Person 1: Fuck bro that lady was such a vegan karen
The karen: NO!!! MEAT IS GAY!!! BE VEGAN, BE VEGAN, BE VEGAN RIGHT AWAY, BE VEGAN RIGHT NOW!!!!
Person 1: NOO!!
The karen: BE VEGAN NOW OR I WILL HANG YOU!! AND ARE YOU FILMING ME??
Person 1: Fuck bro that lady was such a vegan karen
by TheVeryStrangeOne45 July 2, 2022
Coming back this year!
by TheVeryStrangeOne45 October 7, 2022