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1 definition by TheUnfortunateObserver69

1. Road Dog
When you look next to you and see a guy getting road head, but the chick is so ugly you mistake her for a dog, or other hairy creature.
Guy 1: Hey isn't that Alan?
Guy 2: Yah, why does he have a dog on his lap?
......
Guy 1: That's no dog!!!!!
Guy 2: EEEWWWW!!! He is getting Road Dog!
road dog alan head kill ugly nightmare
by TheUnfortunateObserver69 Mar 26, 2011 add a video
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