20 definitions by TheMocker
jobless (but immensely wealthy) liberal hippie who can seen doing a watusi-type dance at any given knicks game. accusing him of the above would brand you a racist by him or his staff.
I just saw Spike Lee handing out flowers and holding a peace rally in times square! isn't that amazing??
by TheMocker December 14, 2004
One of my household duties as resident at Empress Shirley's manor is to worship her bare feet while she is lying down on her oversized double bed which I am privelged to share, and I usually start this task by sucking hard on her grapes before running my tongue on her other toes and down to the soles of her feet.
by TheMocker January 10, 2008
having had sex with more than one person. in other words, the moment you do the nasty with the person immediately following the one you lost your virginity to, you've gone national.
Calvin: "hey, when did you start going national?"
Hobbs: "last week with Bree, Ashley's sister.....I guess Ashley taught me everything I needed to know!" :)
Hobbs: "last week with Bree, Ashley's sister.....I guess Ashley taught me everything I needed to know!" :)
by TheMocker September 9, 2005
short for "masturbation material".
I am amazed at how internet porn sites make for some great mm!
It definitely comes in handy (no pun intended!) whenever Shirley goes away for the weekend! :)
It definitely comes in handy (no pun intended!) whenever Shirley goes away for the weekend! :)
by TheMocker August 20, 2005
short form for professor (of a college or university); aka - the man whose dick is getting sucked by the female student with the highest grade in the class.
by TheMocker July 27, 2005
what someone would say after hearing something of a positive nature (good news, a good idea etc.) to get more details on the subject.
Jenn: "Guess what, hun...we've got a flight to Cuba tomorrow morning!"
Mark: "Huh?? ohhhh....talk to me baby!!"
Mark: "Huh?? ohhhh....talk to me baby!!"
by TheMocker June 18, 2005
when I turned 19 and the girls took me to my first weenie roast, Glenda got so wasted that she couldn't even remember where she left her pantyhose the next morning!
by TheMocker September 14, 2005