31 definitions by TheGoyWonder
Placing a bag of cocaine over one's head, such that all the cocaine within must be snorted before air can be inhaled.
by TheGoyWonder June 3, 2017
Gold Star Moms are very responsible guardians of their vaginas, and birth the healthiest babies. They are the antithesis of slutty single moms.
The cackling hens at the PTA meeting had no choice but to shutup and respect the authority of the Gold Star Mom.
The cackling hens at the PTA meeting had no choice but to shutup and respect the authority of the Gold Star Mom.
by TheGoyWonder August 5, 2016
An unusual sensation given during lovemaking/making out. It can involve objects or special techniques.
Mmm, mmm! What's that jazzy sensation?
I sprayed a whole can of Pam up your butt.
My lady needed a jazzy sensation in bed, so I poured a can of Diet Coke right over the action.
The lovemaking in the tub was pretty good, but I turned on the jets for a jazzy sensation.
I sprayed a whole can of Pam up your butt.
My lady needed a jazzy sensation in bed, so I poured a can of Diet Coke right over the action.
The lovemaking in the tub was pretty good, but I turned on the jets for a jazzy sensation.
by TheGoyWonder February 20, 2013
When a guy sticks a dildo up his ass to cum harder.
Unlike the typical female, the typical male does not have dozens of dildos on hand, so he usually uses a large carrot.
Unlike the typical female, the typical male does not have dozens of dildos on hand, so he usually uses a large carrot.
by TheGoyWonder November 12, 2013
by TheGoyWonder February 15, 2012
(adj) Well-spoken, possessing a talent for lucid and effortless speech.
A secret racial slur against blacks. When a black person delivers an impressive speech, interview, or story and is complimented as articulate, their temper will boil on sight. The tenuous implication being, you were surprised they could even speak.
A secret racial slur against blacks. When a black person delivers an impressive speech, interview, or story and is complimented as articulate, their temper will boil on sight. The tenuous implication being, you were surprised they could even speak.
"...and those are the biggest ways Aristotle differed from Plato's teaching."
"I have to agree, that was quite an articulate discourse"
"WHAT YOU TALKIN BOUT KRACKA??"
"I have to agree, that was quite an articulate discourse"
"WHAT YOU TALKIN BOUT KRACKA??"
by TheGoyWonder April 9, 2014
by TheGoyWonder January 22, 2013