13 definitions by TheFunnyGuy88

Comdon

When you stick it on your penis inside out causing a range of issues such as it slipping off and making her pregnant or spreading STD's.

Comdons won't protect you, throw them out immediately!

by TheFunnyGuy88 September 19, 2023

Rapeseed Oil

Something that could be severely catastrophic if it has an altercation with extra-virgin olive oil.

Extra-virgin olive oil: Hey, I'm a virgin. That's kinda sad.
Rapeseed oil: Oh don't worry, I can't correct that for you!
Extra-virgin olive oil: UH OH! HELP!!!

by TheFunnyGuy88 September 17, 2023

Airspace rapist

A person who flies a drone over someone else's property without their approval, especially deliberately. Technically legal though. Landowners don't own airspace.

Don't fly that drone over there you airspace rapist!

by TheFunnyGuy88 July 4, 2023

two-way sex

For two men to both stick their penis's into the same vagina/anus/mouth at the same time. Not only could it involve two men and one woman, it could also involve three gay men as well.

Person 1: Where did Mark, Luke and Sarah go?
Person 2: Two-way sex most likely

by TheFunnyGuy88 May 5, 2023

Prison Wank

Exactly what it says on the tin. To masturbate whilst in prison.

Most criminals enjoy a good prison wank.

by TheFunnyGuy88 June 29, 2022

Tertiary virgin

A silly teenager who has decided they don't want to have sex until after marriage for a second time, even though they have already had sex, wanted to wait until marriage, retracted that and decided to go and have sex again and now for the second time want to wait until after marriage because they changed their mind AGAIN.

Oh so your a tertiary virgin are you? You clearly cannot make your mind up can you?

by TheFunnyGuy88 August 13, 2023