7 definitions by TheBoredByrd

Charlie

Charlie has underage naked children on his computer...

Charlie: "I have child porn
BlurryByrd: "So do I"
Charlie: "wAnNa tRaDe nUdEs?"

by TheBoredByrd November 30, 2019

Jackson

Jackson is a cracker. He gonna get stabbed

Jackson: does anything
BlurryByrd: "cRaCkEr"

by TheBoredByrd November 30, 2019

Aaron

Aaron = sUrFeRbOy

People: walk by blond boy
People: "Aaron is a sUrFeRbOy"

by TheBoredByrd November 30, 2019

The Communist Manifesto

The Communist Manifesto is basically the bible for Russians. The Russian Bible is all about how sharing is caring. Don't like sharing with commies, then don't go to Vietnam or China, those niggas all about splitting up everyone's shit

Person 1: Sharing is caring
Person 2: Get the hell out of here you commie
Person 1: what now?
Person 2: go read The Communist Manifesto

by TheBoredByrd April 19, 2019

MRMC

MRMC = Modern Rap is Modern Crap

"Modern Rap is Modern Crap" -Byrd
#MRMC

by TheBoredByrd November 30, 2019

Yankovicism

Yankovicism is a famous religion dedicated to the one and true god, Alfred Yankovic. Instead of meeting every Sunday like the people who believe the fake god, we watch at least one parody music video created by, "Weird Al" If you don't dedicate minutes of your day to the daily ritual of listening a video, then you are sent to an eternal void of mumble rappers which will make you think of Hell as Heaven.

Guy 1: "I only believe in the one true religion, Yankovicism"
Guy 2: "You mean God? like Jesus?"
Guy 1: "The one true God, Yankovic, didn't like what you said

by TheBoredByrd March 27, 2019

Fuller

Anyone named Fuller, is always thinking about Borderlands and jerks off to it every night

Fuller: "Hey Hey Hey, play borderlands"
Everyone: "shut the fuck up we don't give a shit"

by TheBoredByrd September 7, 2019