4 definitions by TheBigZamboni
The act of consuming copious amounts of beer and then some mushrooms.
Side effects include saying “WOWWW!” over and over while you melt away.
Uncontrollable laughing is also a common side effect.
For the greatest experience, experts recommend watching The Matrix Reloaded.
Side effects include saying “WOWWW!” over and over while you melt away.
Uncontrollable laughing is also a common side effect.
For the greatest experience, experts recommend watching The Matrix Reloaded.
by TheBigZamboni October 16, 2018
A small island country that has zero communications with the outside world. Nobody really knows where it is but a lot of people are frequent visitors. Some believe it's some where in Heaven but people usually return so this cannot be the case. It's almost certainly some sort of resort in the cloud that only certain personalities can access.
by TheBigZamboni December 17, 2017
Ocean Hippies are "Surfer Hipsters" that have been adopted into regular society by means of genetic dilution, natural selection, changes in popular culture, and migration from coastal regions. Typically caucasian male between the ages of 12-30. It is neither surfer or hippy, as it does not need to be vegetarian or require a constant supply of narcotics to sustain life. Ocean hippies typically do not realize the absence of the ocean until late into their maturity, but by then the genes have stabilized. Generally imaginitive creatures. Studies have shown constant smiling to be a common trait. Capable of reciting some information and responding to conversation. This is not to be confused with actual intelligence as the O.H. does not know what it is saying and will have no recollection of the event. Usually seen walking around alone, almost in a daze, attempting to find something to keep its attention active. To the untrained eye some would think it to be independant and have individualist tendancies, but infact the specimen is unaware of its surroundings. It may also believe itself to be contributing to society, when in reality, it is a danger to itself and to the people around it, both physically and influentially. Having this personality become a fad among North American popular culture would have devastating effects on the economy.
by TheBigZamboni June 15, 2018
A Zamboni is a person (typically male of Canadian decent) that snorts cocaine in a bathroom and slurps up drinks that spill.
This is not to be confused with the Zamboni verb when someone says they’re, “going to zamboni that.”
A true Zamboni has developed such a savage addiction that it leads them to consume copious amounts of cocaine in the bathroom, which then leads to the inevitable need to slurp liquor off a table in-front of their boss.
This is not to be confused with the Zamboni verb when someone says they’re, “going to zamboni that.”
A true Zamboni has developed such a savage addiction that it leads them to consume copious amounts of cocaine in the bathroom, which then leads to the inevitable need to slurp liquor off a table in-front of their boss.
There’s about 14 Zambonis in this company. Look around the Christmas party at midnight and you can’t miss them.
by TheBigZamboni December 14, 2022