Edwardo is a perfect guy. He's the sweetheart of guys and he knows how to treat a girl right. He can be a dick at times because he doesn't know what he's doing wrong, but he often redeems his actions by making the girl of his dreams happy again. Any girl would love to be with an Edwardo. He's got a great body and loves to be loved. He also is caring and lovable. He's faithful and trustworthy. He has good looks and can really make a girl happy!
Girl 1: did you see Edwardo today?
Girl 2: yeah I almost kissed him, but he rejected me
Girl 1: why?!
Girl 2: he told me he's faithful and loves his girlfriend and that he would never cheat on her
Girl 1: aww I wish I had an Edwardo for a boyfriend!
Girl 2: yeah I almost kissed him, but he rejected me
Girl 1: why?!
Girl 2: he told me he's faithful and loves his girlfriend and that he would never cheat on her
Girl 1: aww I wish I had an Edwardo for a boyfriend!
by Babexo November 14, 2013
by Staciye Millerere May 2, 2016
Super hot guy, great personality, really smart, sexy beyond belief...great body, very loving and caring..the best lover a girl could ask for and a great friend to have.
by jhwgefkwgfkl July 8, 2011
by chelsely garm May 29, 2008
This is a phrase you should never utter. This phrase conveys unadulterated, malignant hatred toward an individual. You must truly hate somebody to call them this.
Timothy is such an Edwardo Squidwardo
by 🆑🆎🆘 February 28, 2018
Distant retarded cousin of Dirty Sanchez, while having sex with a girl doggy style one places one's finger in her rectum and instead of wiping the finger under her nose one wipes it under there own nose.
"Man I got this hot chick in the sack last night and I was hammered, I mean hammered, and as I was shaggin her from the backside I tried to bust the ol' Dirty Sanchez but she was so good I pulled an Edwardo Retardo and sniffed if myself!!"
by jackhole mcgilicutty May 9, 2006
A real gentleman who always finds pleasure by drinking tea with girls. A bit of a pervert and loves his best friend and Caitlin Petkovski
by Tasty 20112919 August 29, 2011