132 definitions by TheAlwaysCorrect1

Whorefrost

Made while having sex outside in the winter, whorefrost is the deposit of cum on objects exposed to a cumshot, such as grass blades, tree branches, or leaves. It is formed by direct condensation of semen and water vapour to ice at temperatures below freezing and occurs when cum is brought to its frost point by cooling.

The hood of her car is coated in Whorefrost

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 9, 2023

Hack

A word that Gen z calls something when they either

A) learned an old way of doing something that is slightly easier than the way they do it currently, or

B) decided to use an object for its unintended purpose and think that they’re being clever

I was today years old when I learned this hack; you can use a knife block for storing knives!!! Omg imagine not doing it this wayyyy???? So lit!!

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 July 28, 2023

Therapist

A person who’s job title can be absolutely ruined by putting a space between the E and the E

I’m going to see my therapist.

“To see your “The Rap— wait what??”
No no, “Therapist”.

“Oh. Jesus.”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 8, 2023

Dad bod

What fat guys say they have to feel better about being fat

Dude you need to lose weight.

“Nah, I love my dad bod”
You’re a 37 year old virgin. You don’t have kids. You’re not a dad. You’re just fat

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 9, 2023

Canadian Eatout

Loosely put, a Canadian Eatout consists of eating out a girls pussy after drizzling it in Maple Syrup and Tim Hortons coffee while watching a hockey game. Usually when the hockey game consists of her favorite team against her least favorite team.

What’s your plans for this weekend?
“Bro the leafs are playin the canucks. Probably gonna have a Canadian Eatout”
Niiiiice bro. I got extra syrup if you need.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 19, 2021

Make love

It’s fucking. Call it whatever you want. Fuckin, bangin, railing, you can call it “Makin a Grilled Cheese Sandwich” if you want as long as he gets to go “awwwww FUCK” at the end of it.

I don’t fuck. I make love.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 19, 2021

Literally

The previous definition was “in a literal sense” but Gen Z has morphed, changed, and exacerbated the use of this word so that it now means figuratively.

Gen Z-er: Dude I am literally dying right now
Gen X: Should I call an ambulance?? What’s wrong??? Are you okay????
Gen Z-er: Huh? No nothing is wrong but this meme I looked at made me kinda smile.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2022