9 definitions by The urbster
(noun.) a more eloquent way of expressing ones embarrassing morning wood. Makes the scenario much less awkward for everyone usually due to the comical nature of the term.
morning mahogany
guy#1: dude, you pitchin a tent under there?
guy#2: yeah man, got some intense morning mahogany going on downtown.
guy#1: bahahaha dude youre so freakin funny i forgot how gay you look.
guy#1: dude, you pitchin a tent under there?
guy#2: yeah man, got some intense morning mahogany going on downtown.
guy#1: bahahaha dude youre so freakin funny i forgot how gay you look.
by The urbster September 17, 2010
(noun.) the monster created when a desperate man goes to a party with 8 wingmen to help him pick up girls. The broctopus is a party-killing machine and must be avoided at all times.
broctopus
guy#1:"Dude that queer over there is snaggin all the ladies tonight!"
guy#2:"the Broctopus strikes again, man."
guy#1:"Dude that queer over there is snaggin all the ladies tonight!"
guy#2:"the Broctopus strikes again, man."
by The urbster September 17, 2010