9 definitions by The urbster
(noun.) the act of playing ultimate frisbee while longboarding and slamming down natty lights. Its a well-known fact that longboarding and natural light define the bro lifestyle, and ultimate frisbee is basically the cherry on top of this brotastic outing with your boys.
ultimate brosbee Dude, you made a nice one handed snag during that righteous game of ultimate brosbee!
by The urbster September 16, 2010
a variation of suck my balls, this means Suck My Gonads. when used as a clan tag in cod (call of duty) it can be interchangeable with the term Sub-Machine Gun, for those of us who enjoy using weapons such as the p90 on xbox live.
by The urbster September 16, 2010
(noun.) someone who dresses an behaves properly. someone with self-respect, who wakes up every morning well aware of what occured the night before, and never finds himself ashamed of the events he may have taken part in the previous night. This man is the polar opposite of a bro.
orb
guy#1: dude you looked so fresh at the party last night, and volunteering to be the designated driver... totally orb of you.
guy#2: yeah dude once again you looked like a jackass.
guy#1: really? oh man i was so totally schwasted last night!
guy#1: dude you looked so fresh at the party last night, and volunteering to be the designated driver... totally orb of you.
guy#2: yeah dude once again you looked like a jackass.
guy#1: really? oh man i was so totally schwasted last night!
by The urbster September 17, 2010
(noun.) experienced when one feels his phone vibrate in his pocket, pulls it out to check his new message, only to realize that he felt a phantom vibration and no one was actually trying to reach him. Bergasms are especially intensified when one is bored or feeling lonely and has a strong desire to talk to someone. When the bergasm is experienced, a state of euphoria consumes the desperate person only to end with an anti-climactic lack of a new text message.
Bergasm Man i was so bored yesterday and thought i my girl was calling me, but sadly it was only a bergasm. what a bummer.
by The urbster September 16, 2010
(noun.) Anything and everything that is unappealling, inconvenient, or outright annoying to someone.
sucksuckdangit
Bro 1: I thought we were going to have a good time camping this weekend, and then sucksuckdangit happened.
Bro 2: yeah man that totally blew.
Bro 1: I thought we were going to have a good time camping this weekend, and then sucksuckdangit happened.
Bro 2: yeah man that totally blew.
by The urbster September 16, 2010
A term describing a social gathering involving consumption of Bojangles' chicken n' biscuits. Usually heard at tailgate parties or cookouts.
Brojangles Hey man if your not busy this friday, me and the boys are going early to the football game for some Brojangles.
by The urbster September 16, 2010
(noun.) kankles on a person resulting from over-indulgence in bojangles chicken n biscuits. These calf-ankle-foot hybrids are bittersweet in retrospect. On the one hand you have become a complete non-dateable option to all sober men strictly on the bases of your trunk-like legs. However on the other hand, you did enjoy quite alot of good fried chicken in your day, so hats off to that.
by The urbster September 17, 2010