29 definitions by The clit commander

pickle buffin

When you get your dick sucked by a hot bitch.

I was stuffin her muffin not to mention the pickle buffin.

by The clit commander April 10, 2003

crack slut

A slut that will suck your dick for something as little as crack.

Your a crack slut....

by The clit commander April 9, 2003

shaboynka

another word for the male penis

dude my shaboynka is hella big

by The clit commander April 10, 2003

squasm

A squirel possum that only goes out at night and eats children.

by The clit commander April 10, 2003

squasm

A squriel possum that only comes out at night and eats children.

AhHHhh! I was attacked by a squasm

by The clit commander April 10, 2003

pussy fart

I have another definition for this. (Go to queef)

The clit will rise. There is no stopping the clit. May the clit be with us.

by The clit commander April 9, 2003

masturbate

All the slang words for masturbation: bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker, yanking the crank.

Vote for the clit commander. and may the clit live on

by The clit commander April 10, 2003