The Strut's definitions

face like a slapped arse

Face contorted in displeasure or annoyance, resulting in a less than flattering look.

Girl, "Let me know when you're about to cum."
Bloke, "Okay."
Girl, "Mmggagt."
Bloke, "Ooops."
Girl, "I thought you were going to tell me when you were cumming?"
Bloke, "Oh cheer up, love. You've got a face like a slapped arse."

by The Strut September 29, 2004

sand dancing

The act of 'muscling in' on someone who is chatting to a member of the opposite sex. Generally happens at a bar. A friend of yours may be talking to an attractive person, you go up and start chatting with the two of them, shifting the whole dynamic of the conversation on to yourself. Chances are it will be your friend going home alone tonight.

Wow. That is some stunner Scott is chatting to. I must have her.

Out comes my bucket of sand. Scht scht scht scht.

Hi! Scott, who's this lovely lady?

by The Strut September 29, 2004

laters

What one says when you have just gone past a defender or 'skinned' them in a game of football (soccer).

"Laters," said Paul Gascoigne as he went past Colin Hendry.

by The Strut October 6, 2004

pires

Neatly trimmed vaginal hair approximately 1cm in width, barley covering her modesty. The name is taken from the thin strip of 'beard' as worn by Robert Pires of Arsenal.

"I went down on this girl last night."

"Mott like a wich's cat?"

"No, very nice, a little Pires."

by The Strut September 30, 2004

bullets

Name for rock-hard nipples. Only attainable if girl is completely turned on.

"How did it go with Claire last night?"
"Brilliant, her nipples were bullets."

by The Strut October 12, 2004

bedtimer

The last joint of the day. Shortened from 'bedtime bifter'.

"Come on Nick, time for bed."

"Yeah alright. Let me roll my bedtimer dude."

by The Strut October 1, 2004

mclimpet

Term used for someone of Scottish origin who takes a shine to someone when drunk and then does not leave their side for the rest of the night.

She’ll only come out at night
The lean and hungry type
Nothing is new, I’ve seen her here before
Watching and waiting
She’s sitting with you but her eyes are on the door

Woo-oh here she comes
Watch out boy she’ll chew you up
Woo-oh here she comes
She’s a mclimpet.

by The Strut October 12, 2004