Definitions by The Strut

sweaty 

Cockney rhyming slang for Scottish person. Sweaty sock - jock.

"Morning Mish Moneypenny. Looking shuper today," said the Sweaty.

"Feel the shtag."

sweaty by The Strut September 30, 2004

witch's cat 

Another name for unkempt, hairy female genitalia.

She's got a mott like a witch's cat.

witch's cat by The Strut September 30, 2004

pires

Neatly trimmed vaginal hair approximately 1cm in width, barley covering her modesty. The name is taken from the thin strip of 'beard' as worn by Robert Pires of Arsenal.

"I went down on this girl last night."

"Mott like a wich's cat?"

"No, very nice, a little Pires."

pires by The Strut September 30, 2004

dog and ducked 

Cockney rhyming slang for fucked.

I was up all night getting jiggy wi' it. Today I'm absolutely dog and ducked.

dog and ducked by The Strut September 30, 2004

Simon "bunny" webster 

Also used to describe a cutting remark, generally received with no provocation what-so-ever.

Friend One, "You know, Jermaine Defoe is quite a good player."
Bunny, "Yeah, better than the sh*t you've got at Oldham."
Friend One, "Wooooo. Bunny got teeth!"

Simon "bunny" webster by The Strut September 29, 2004

Yebble 

Mucus produced at the back of the throat and brought up to the mouth to spit out. More common in smokers. Also see 'loogie' or 'coughing up a lung'.

Barking is going to have a serious TB problem. The pavement is absolutely covered in yebbles.

Yebble by The Strut September 29, 2004

mott 

Very hairy female genitalia. Generally found to be unkempt and untrimmed.

Oh my Buddha, she's got a mott like a witch's cat.

mott by The Strut September 29, 2004