1182 definitions by The Return of Light Joker

heads-up

a warning, especially of danger or the need to be alert

Heads-up. There's a situation out there.

by The Return of Light Joker December 31, 2011

20/20 hindsight

perfect foresight of what has already happened

Howard said that he knew that there would be an attempted assassination. Such knowledge is a good example of of 20/20 hindsight.

by The Return of Light Joker May 31, 2008

whisky dick

a case of erectile dysfunction do to excessive alcohol consumption

I think he had whisky dick, because slept downstairs in his girlfriend's apartment after getting back from the bar.

by The Return of Light Joker July 11, 2009

a cold day in hell

the occurrence of something that will never happen

It will be a cold day in hell before we completely repair the damage done by rumors about the side effects of vaccines. After all, there will always be idiots out there. All we can do is try our best to debunk the issue.

by The Return of Light Joker June 11, 2011

visiting fireman

an important person who often gets special treatment, such as someone who is visiting to observe the workplace

A visiting fireman passed through town today.

by The Return of Light Joker October 3, 2009

wad

1. a blob of semen

2. a roll of currency

Just clean up that wad on the couch before it seeps in.

by The Return of Light Joker February 26, 2012

unwind

to relax and rest

I can't unwind with that bastard lurking out there.

by The Return of Light Joker July 23, 2011