1) A person who believes the Rand
Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people, under
the supervision of the reverse vampires, are forcing their parents to go to bed early, in a fiendish plot
to eliminate the meal of dinner. Or, some
variation on that theme involving but not limited
to the following groups, people and events: Regular vampires, specifically gray
or reptilian saucer people, the Antichrist, The Freemasons, The Bilderbergers, The Trilateral Commission, The New World Order, Skull and Bones, The Illuminati, The Kennedy (or any other) Assassination, The moon landing, The 9/11 Attacks, The Pearl Harbor
Attack, Area 51, or fluoridation of drinking water.
If you believe Trilateral Commission
Satellites are beaming mind-control rays past your
tinfoil hat, you're a conspiracy nut.