7 definitions by The Cabal
(n) The legendary end of the world as prophesied in the theological teachings of the First Church of the Environment (Fundamentalist) by Envirofundamentalists. The most common vision of the ecopocalypse involves the global climate passing a "tipping point" and the Earth turning into a burnt-out hulk no longer able to support life. Other variations on this theme include all the Earth's glaciers melting and turning Earth into Waterworld, and a global-warming induced ice age.
by The Cabal June 10, 2012
(n) A well-known person who believes that the world desperately needs to hear their atrociously uninformed opinion on any given subject simply due to the fact they have easy access to the bully pulpit.
by The Cabal June 14, 2008
Adj.
1) A description of a recipe that should not exist for religious reasons, but tastes good anyway. 2) Any cooking done with communion wafers.
1) A description of a recipe that should not exist for religious reasons, but tastes good anyway. 2) Any cooking done with communion wafers.
by The Cabal April 28, 2008
(n) 1) Someone who makes regular appearances on talk shows and lectures simply because he or she appears to be intelligent. 2) A B-list celebritard.
by The Cabal June 14, 2008
1) In love with an incompetent, gropey, hyper-corrupt Governor who has an atrocious COVID track record, and a history of questionable sexual behavior because the media has never bothered to hold him accountable in any way or bothered to look into what he was doing. This caused the press to falsely portrayed him as an exemplar of competence, and Governor Cuomo to believe he didn't need to be accountable.
2) a figurative (and possibly literal) rape victim.
2) a figurative (and possibly literal) rape victim.
by The Cabal March 2, 2021
n.
1) A person who believes the Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people, under the supervision of the reverse vampires, are forcing their parents to go to bed early, in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner. Or, some variation on that theme involving but not limited to the following groups, people and events: Regular vampires, specifically gray or reptilian saucer people, the Antichrist, The Freemasons, The Bilderbergers, The Trilateral Commission, The New World Order, Skull and Bones, The Illuminati, The Kennedy (or any other) Assassination, The moon landing, The 9/11 Attacks, The Pearl Harbor Attack, Area 51, or fluoridation of drinking water.
2) Kathaksung
1) A person who believes the Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people, under the supervision of the reverse vampires, are forcing their parents to go to bed early, in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner. Or, some variation on that theme involving but not limited to the following groups, people and events: Regular vampires, specifically gray or reptilian saucer people, the Antichrist, The Freemasons, The Bilderbergers, The Trilateral Commission, The New World Order, Skull and Bones, The Illuminati, The Kennedy (or any other) Assassination, The moon landing, The 9/11 Attacks, The Pearl Harbor Attack, Area 51, or fluoridation of drinking water.
2) Kathaksung
If you believe Trilateral Commission Satellites are beaming mind-control rays past your tinfoil hat, you're a conspiracy nut.
by The Cabal June 22, 2007
(n.)
A member of the First Church of the Environment (Fundamentalist). Like the stereotypical cult member, these people are routinely seen wearing white robes and prattling on at great lengths about the end of the world being at hand. The primary difference between the Envirofundamentalist and a more traditional cult member is their blind blind is placed in pseudo-science rather than The Bible.
A member of the First Church of the Environment (Fundamentalist). Like the stereotypical cult member, these people are routinely seen wearing white robes and prattling on at great lengths about the end of the world being at hand. The primary difference between the Envirofundamentalist and a more traditional cult member is their blind blind is placed in pseudo-science rather than The Bible.
by The Cabal July 27, 2008