11 definitions by The¥/

Choking the chicken

Male Masturbation

Dude, that chiick has me loaded so hard that it hurts. I'm going to the bathroom.for a.few minutes and choking the chicken. Back soon.

by The¥/ May 11, 2023

Loaded weapon

A penis which has not been released from it's fury. Any time you leave the house, relieve it first.

For those who don't understand the above, 2 balls full and a semi erect penis which is ready for action even if you see an obese 40 year old. A dangerous situation to be in so it is recommended to always do a #3 before leaving your apartment.

Dude, I went to a club last night and the toilets were being cleaned and the dancers were in bikinis. I was harder than platinum and it hurt. Never leave your house with a loaded weapon.

by The¥/ May 11, 2023

Two and a half men

A gay threescore where one member is either very short or a midget.

I was smashed last night. Way too many Jager shots. I woke up next to a midget and a really good looking guy. Two and a half Men. You can find d it on Urban Dictionary. I just never imagined I'd experience one.

by The¥/ May 11, 2023

Main vein

A word for penis

Gonna go drain my main vein, back in a few minutes.

by The¥/ May 11, 2023

Goblin Girl

Typically a groupie. Term was first used by Frank Zappa.

Basically a girl who enjoys a good sausage in the back of her throat with a lot of saliva involved and not extremely attractive. But useful.

Last night a goblin girl knocked loudly on the bus. We dont usually let them in but she had nice tits. Gobbled me for 20 minutes man, it took time. I was wasted, then I took it out and gave her some lip gloss. Know what I mean? I saw her today and she hasn't even wiped it off. She's a glossy little goblin. Might let her in again.

by The¥/ May 11, 2023

Snatcher

A person or animal who snatches your poo. Before 9r after dropping in the water.

My room mate is a snatcher. I drop a log, close my eyes for 20 seconds and it's gone.

by The¥/ May 12, 2023

Cupple

Two breasts but with very obvious size or shape difference. For example a size A cuppled with a size C. Rare but not as rare as you think. If a girl is right handed you will notice her right breast is smaller. You can check a girls tits and offer them a guess. "You are left handed right?" Because their left breast will be slightly smaller, less fat and slightly more muscly. NEVER tell them the secret.

Karen had a very obvious cupple. B/C. I liked it because it was like having a threescore.

by The¥/ May 11, 2023