1206 definitions by The Return of Light Joker

ghost turd

a clump of dust or lint found in large numbers under furniture

There was that one ghost turd that behind the wheel that the boys miss when clearing the space under the bed.

by The Return of Light Joker October 31, 2011

Siberian express

a period of cold weather

Our state was right in the middle of a Siberian express.

by The Return of Light Joker September 24, 2010

give the nod

to give approval, give permission to do something

I won't give the nod to treating conspiracy theories as facts.

by The Return of Light Joker March 12, 2011

map

1. the face

2. a bank check

If you keep your map clean you won't get as many zits.

by The Return of Light Joker April 5, 2009

off the grid

Not using utilities such as water or electricity

He was so distrusting he lived off the grid.

by The Return of Light Joker March 16, 2010

temp

1. temporary

2. a temporary employment agency

3. a temporary employee

4. a temporary employer

I don't want to go to a temp agency. I Want a job I like.

by The Return of Light Joker April 19, 2008

San Quentin quail

a girl under the legal age of consent(from the name of a California state penitentiary)

Don't even think about getting into her pants, because she's a San Quentin quail.

by The Return of Light Joker December 31, 2008