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Trees being clear cut for development, farming, or any other purpose isn't climate change, it's just simply people that don't think they have enough dollar signs (developers especially). It's people that don't think they're part of the problem, they have a more positive view of themselves (though they don't see their view of themselves as narcissistic).
As long as people see dollar signs where a family of trees stands, trees are endangered. The kinds of people that clear cut them aren't going to respect them any time soon, they're more concerned about the respect they think they will get once they make money out of the trees (as money does come from paper, which comes from trees). The trees are the underdogs, not the people. Climate change is a fictional way of thinking, a way for humans to say they're in control of everything in the environment.
by The Original Agahnim September 1, 2021
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Humans are the only species arrogant wnough to think they have the power to change the climate. Claiming that humans created or could fix global warming is like claiming that humans created or could have fixed the most recent ice age. With or without us, the planet will warm and cool, and the climate will fluctuate like day and night, yin and yang, or any other form of duality people can think of.
The world doesn't need us for climate change to happen naturally. Perhaps we are here to make things worse, and not to pretend we are saving the planet, because we never were. Perhaps we are here to make chemicals. Everyone is part of the problem, so why wouldn't we be here for that reason?
by The Original Agahnim November 1, 2021
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A trend that people are getting more arrogant, to the point they think they now have full control of the weather, and they think humans were the major factor in events like the Ice age. There is no lesson from a storm, it's simply nature (nature has no assigned sex male or female, neither does a storm, the names come from humans) showing people again and again that it can wipe out anything humans (whether they were male or female) ever created. Some people would call that God in an attempt to explain it, others would try to explain it with science, but really it's simple enough that it doesn't really need any explanation.
Climate change is an attempt by humans to claim that they have nature under control, and that if nature is out of their control, it is because they made it that way. It's not just male humans that have that kind of arrogance, it's all humans. The good news is at least it's killing us in large numbers. If any species deserves to suffer in large numbers, it is humans.
by The Original Agahnim August 31, 2021
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Roberta Ford came back and shot that guy Pooh she got in a fight with in the parking lot of his apartment right in front of his family, then laughed about it when the police interrogated her and asked Who did that?
by The Original Agahnim August 26, 2021
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GI Joe, GI Jane, Gigolo Joe, GI Jew (the one that says "you're still a prick" to any anti- Semite that pushes a button on his back, GI Junkie syringe sold separately.
Cop- Dolls? Not spending much time with the ladies huh, was that supposed to come off?

Hacker- No, but GI Junkie is worth more without the arm the syringe was stuck into, so thank you for that. Don't you know anything about action figures?
by The Original Agahnim January 12, 2022
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Having your arm ripped off by an alligator's mouth in the floodwaters of a hurricane, such as Ida.
Man's wife- I didn't kill my husband. It wasn't me, it was the one armed, I mean it was the alligator, whatever. I have an airtight alibi to back that up. I tried to tell that idiot not to go in the high water, but he doesn't pay me any attention, and that's what he gets. Disarmed and dismembered at the same time.
by The Original Agahnim September 1, 2021
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Sounds like a guy that stuffs a burrito or gordita down somebody's throat until they are dead.
Female- Ewwww, get that gordita away from, I'm not hungry.

Taco Bell Strangler- You're gonna choke on this fuckin gordita bitch, shut the fuck up.
by The Original Agahnim May 27, 2021
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