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Leroy's Alligator

A low-income, farm-raised, greasy, scaley, HIV encrusted nigger dick. It got this name from that nigger, Leroy.

Steven: "Man, I was in kindergarden and it was naptime and I was napping ... I woke up and bazoom!! Leroy's Alligator was dangling right in front of my face. I could fucking smell it. It smelled like a dirty puddle."

Bart: "What did you do then?"

Steven: "I pulled a pencil out of my pencil pouch and shanked that nigger dick. Muther fucker been pissing with a limp since he was 6.'
Leroy's Alligator by client 09 March 7, 2009

Alligator Souffle 

a real pimp way of saying everything is lovely.
How's things going for you, bruh. Can't complain...far as I can see everything is alligator souffle!

I'm not a trader, but if what you got is greater I'll trade
but maybe later cuz my waiter made potato -n- alligator souflee--I got it made. ~Special Ed

I guess I'm like the Black Marshall meets Jay
Meet Ye' alligator souffle, had it made
Special Ed got head from a girl in special ed
Ya know the pretty ones in that dumb class--
But she got that dumb ass ~kanye west
Alligator Souffle by The Amalamps September 20, 2010

Alligator skinning 

The act of flipping a woman over and proceeding to lick the area between her vagina and her anus. Those who engage in the practice are known as alligator hunters.
Damn that bitch is a smoke! I would love to give her an alligator skinning!
Alligator skinning by Gatorhunter22 September 13, 2014

Alligator Sky

"Alligator Sky" is a song by American electronica project Owl City from his third studio album All Things Bright and Beautiful.
Where was I when the rockets came to life? And carried you away, into the Alligator Sky.
Alligator Sky by Da_homie_Drew January 1, 2019

Alligator Slap 

The act of slapping someone in the face with one's penis. Both a noun and a verb.
I woke her up with an alligator slap.

ALLIGATOR SHITFUCK 

A sexual position involving a modification of the traditional alligator fuckhouse, considering an adaptation of the close missionary position and rolling down a hill without pulling out or slipping into the wrong oriface
Curls detailing an alligator shitfuck 'A voyage too far, to the ends of the earth, or Mayo', detailing a previous experience of sexual experimentation

Alligator sky

A word that Adam young made up when he was clearly on serious drugs.
Where was I when the rockets came to life and carried you away into the alligator sky?
Alligator sky by Sacajaweaaaaa April 9, 2011