1007 definitions by The Original Agahnim
The girl was a street genius. She must have had a street IQ of 160. You wouldn't be able to tell by looking at her, she looked like a dork from Iowa.
by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021
The girl was a street genius. She must have had a street IQ of 160. You wouldn't be able to tell by looking at her, she looked like a dork from a town surrounded by corn fields in Iowa, but she scored higher than Tupac on her street exams.
by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021
Guy or Band- I'm gonna make you a guest of the devil, that's not a threat, it's a promise.
Other guy- You must have quite the plan to accomplish that, since there is no devil and there is no hell.
Other guy- You must have quite the plan to accomplish that, since there is no devil and there is no hell.
by The Original Agahnim June 9, 2021
This guy Craig talked about God and the Devil, but in actuality, he held nothing that didn't have a dollar sign on it sacred. That, and winning his game were the things he held sacred, that was what he really worshipped.
by The Original Agahnim August 25, 2021
A person that won't tell you that for every 100 pounds you outweigh the average person, your life is going to be made that much more difficult by the average person, and that's just the way it's always been and always will be (and yet life will go on anyway, because it's bigger than any one fat or skinny person). Instead a shallow manipulator says don't let something somebody said or did get to you (while seeing an oppurtunity to walk all over somebody for saying the word fat, a common enough word in most people's vocabulary), even when it's human for things to get to people, and to tell them not to let it is to tell them not to be human, to be more like a machine, like you, the shallow manipulator.
The shallow machine loved to call everyone but himself/herself heartless, thinking that everyone was uglier inside than him/her, and had an uglier heart.
by The Original Agahnim December 8, 2021
Someone that seems fun or exciting on the surface (at least to some people, not all), but doesn't really care how many they lose or what the people look like that they lose (black, yellow, brown, white, alien) as long as they win beneath the surface.
People thought the shallow girl really cared about the causes posted all over the signs in people's yards that she was behind creating, or the rallies and protests over causes related to incidents she was behind orchestrating, but in reality, she cared only about having the power to walk all over people that stood up to her and taking anything people didn't say yes to giving/sharing with her, as the word no was not an option for them to choose in her mind. That, and dollar signs.
by The Original Agahnim December 2, 2021
Someone that would say or do just about anything to tread over anybody until given what they want the most (usually dollar signs and the power it can buy).
The shallow girl didn't care how many she lost or what they looked like (black, yellow, brown, white, male female, gay straight, polka dot, alien) as long as she won the golden city. She had always wanted not only the city, but to be worshipped by all as a rich and powerful deity.
by The Original Agahnim December 2, 2021