13 definitions by The Noogie

A matriarch. I woman of substance that knows how to sweat blood to survive. Easily manipulated due to her good and caring nature. This lady can socialize with anyone. She is the life-line of her family and a protector. She always has time to listen, and is a shoulder to cry on. Although emotionally confined, she dreams big and enriches herself with whatever resources are available. Always willing to embark on an adventure and push through her boundaries. This undaunted gal is blind to limits and carries the world bravely on her shoulders. Life does not get her down. She's a homemaker and excels at crafts. A sturdy, headstrong, and unrelenting person. Resourceful at every opportunity and a fighter, Denise never ceases to amaze. Easy to call friend with a heart of pure gold. Earthy materials do not matter to a Denise, kindness and gratitude are her rewards. This is a peace loving soul who wishes well on all. Keep her close, she's a great companion.
If all the world could know a Denise, how perfect life would be
by The Noogie June 27, 2019
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Without Dylan's this world can actually just shrivel up and die. This guy will make u question EVERYTHING about everything. A limitless source of energy and entertainment. His enthusiasm for life boils over and ignites those around him. He is sharp & very sensitive for a guy. A diamond in the rough with a pure heart. Easily offended, but forgives immediately. This dude never forgets but also doesn't hold grudges. He's a family man, connects deeply to his tribe and is a spiritual healer. You feel good and in awe around these boys. They have spark and personality forged before time itself. His stellar goodlooks leave girls weak and guys envious. He is strong, intelligent and caring. An animal lover and activist. Many aspire and fall short of wanting to know or have a Dylan. A natural born leader and sportsman. Yet with little sportsmanship. He never shuts up and when he does you miss it. Finders keepers.
I'm all Dylaned out.
Wow! Really I thought Dylan/Dills was incredible, what a smooth talker.

No! Thise Dylan leadership qualities leave me with little-man syndrome.
by The Noogie June 27, 2019
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This guy has been bust doing it to his dogs while on drugs. Typically a SA aspergers case. Really gay man but pretends to be mentally disadvantaged and an emotionally basket case. In love with his housemate & porn. Drinks toilet water and alcohol excessively. Dishonesty and sadistic sums up an Anton. Most entitled person you'll even meet. Paranoid the world is planning revenge on him. Cant keep a friend or partner. RED FLAGS!!! Probably a serial killer. Should be featured on Police File. This guy hides behind a camera with picturing everyone naked. An embarrassing example of the apex species.
I met the most needy person today!
"It must have been Anton Van Staaden"
by The Noogie October 25, 2019
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A Paul is an instant eye catcher. Usually shy and reserved until he's found his comfort zone. When he let's his hair down, he partys hard and his laugh is catchy. This introvert takes a bit of peer pressure to get going, but full of smiles and kindness. Not an ardent drinker and a clean cut guy, he is willing to push limits, try harder, go faster, take the bull by the horns. He makes people laugh with his jokes. He is hard to get to know until the walls are down. A Paul is loyal, a gentle warrior for those he loves and puts family and friends first. He is a hard worker, any Company's asset. A creative man with a heart of gold. He has an eye for beauty. A Paul only wants the best for everyone. Paul is a life-long mate. He takes friendships seriously. This guy is gorgeous in EVERY way. Inside and out. Smart, clever, and a thinker. Practical & logical. No bullshit. This friend will protect & guild you. He is generous and pure. Hang onto a Paul. He's forever material.
Wow, I wish I was a Paul/Paulie

I've been blessed with a Paulie today
by The Noogie June 27, 2019
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A girl that is unique on her uniqueness. Really pretty, elfishly cheeky, cocky, crazy, cute and clever. She will blow your mind with her quick wit & sharp wise & insightful tongue. Quick to compliment& easy to get hurt. This girl exudes confidence, she rocks her shit. Noranne will defend what she believes in & fight to the end for those she loves. Noranne is the definition of loyalty. Every1 deserves a 2nd chance, but screw that up with her- & u cease 2 exist. A mysterious, multi-faceted woman. Adapts to many situations & has different friends. She's a great mother, best friend, inspirational. A fighter & lover. A goddess & warrior. A chic for smiles, adventures, deep talks & interesting moments. If you ever meet a Noranne, hold on tight, you're in for the ride of your life.
Everyone should be Noranne'd in loyalty
I was given a Noranne pearl of advice today
by The Noogie June 26, 2019
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This is a derogatory term for the sexual act of being fingered. This is the insertion of fingers or ties into a sexual cavity, usually for pleasure. It referees to either the girls vagina smelling rather rude ie: fishy (like opening a tin of sea product cat food) or dirty in some sour way or the guy /girls hands having been grungy to start with. Really not a good thing. May also have references to anal or butt fingering. Which leaves the extremity smelling a little nasty afterwards. All round an unpleasant rather obnoxious experience. Can be easy remedies with intense hygiene protocols. Should rather be avoided where possible.
Stink finger. Stink fingering, stink fingered.
I have stink finger after fingering Sally last night. Oh dear: hope ammonia gets of off!
This is the 2nd time I've asked Elton to wash his bum before I finger him, now I have stink finger again
by The Noogie June 26, 2019
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This girl is style personified. Sweet as candy. Clever, cool, collected & classic all rolled in one. She is an all rounder, a best friend, brilliant, a ball of energy & a gentle breeze. She is easy to connect with & mind shattering in her wisedom. EVERYTHING she does is perfect. She dresses for success. Life does not phase a Minette. What a rock! She hurts herself in her lack of trust in her abilities and confidence. She doesn't see her own greatness. A Minette is like a beautiful bird in your life, she brings a smile and freedom. She's a shoulder & a listening ear. Minette is the best mom ever, creative, a solution finder, the best cook. From her intriguing, pixie cute looks and deep eyes to her love for song & dance, a Minette will win your heart & fill your life with joy. What a precious & rare gift to have this girl in your world. She makes you look at everyone in a brighter way. A true gem. Nothing you ask, is ever too much. This girl also punishes a bottle of wine like an Olympic Champ. Minette makes life worth living. Find a Minette-keep her!!!
"This warm sunshine is a Minette feeling today!"

Jade say: she had a Minette moment of clarity today.

"Aaaahhhh! After that spa day, I feel so Minette"
by The Noogie June 27, 2019
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