100 definitions by The Milk Man Cometh
A dirty and despicable bastard that would do anything for his own selfish needs such as steal breast milk from the communal fridge at work to use on your cereal. What a bastard
Someone stole the breast milk I spent all lunch time expressing for my kid! Someone has pulled a robbo
by The Milk Man Cometh November 14, 2020
A vegan who insists on letting them know that they are a vegan every day and forcing their agenda on you
by The Milk Man Cometh December 12, 2020
The act of doing a crap onto baking foil, wrapping it, freezing it and then pleasuring ones self with it
A treat wrapped in foil just like the biscuits 😋
A treat wrapped in foil just like the biscuits 😋
by The Milk Man Cometh November 16, 2020
Plumbing: The act of inserting frozen plums into one's anus
Plumber: inserting into someone else's anus
Plummed: to be in receipt of plum insertion
Plumber: inserting into someone else's anus
Plummed: to be in receipt of plum insertion
by The Milk Man Cometh November 15, 2020
Your momma is a melf
by The Milk Man Cometh November 15, 2020
by The Milk Man Cometh October 14, 2022
Empty Breasts. Tits with no side profile. Deflated boobs. Empty sacks of skin. Floppy thin medium sized pancakes clinging to her ribs like a mountain climber with no harness
The knob of butter representing the nipple (usually at the bottom of the tit)
The knob of butter representing the nipple (usually at the bottom of the tit)
by The Milk Man Cometh May 26, 2023