100 definitions by The Milk Man Cometh

This place has the best glory hole in the United Kingdom

Careful though you may end up with cottage cheese seepage
For an amazing glory hole experience head to Wetherby Services
by The Milk Man Cometh February 17, 2021
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Wilted tits. Once magnificent flowers now empty and lifeless. Time can not be out run
I can't wear that dress anymore I'm too wiltit
by The Milk Man Cometh November 16, 2020
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Wilted tits. Once magnificent and bulbous flowers they are now lifeless and empty
I'm too wiltit to wear that these days
by The Milk Man Cometh November 16, 2020
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Very Wobbly tits. Especially noticeable when jiggling around in a push up bra. Usually a large dimple or dent in them that gives away the fact that they are far from firm.

When your tits are like pizza slice tits or icing bags and you hide them in a wonder bra. The jiggle gives them away
Her tits look great from a certain distance but the closer she gets and with every stride creates a jiggle, I can see she is jellified
by The Milk Man Cometh November 21, 2020
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The appearance of a womans breasts when she has used a wonderbra to hoist her saggy tits so high that it gives the look of an empty shelf or mantlepiece

Usually a give away when the top of the shelf is flat as opposed to rounded. A genuine rack would have a rounded top
Just be advised mate thats an empty shelf not the real mcCoy
by The Milk Man Cometh November 23, 2020
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A most depraved act deployed only by those in executive positions in the private sector. Paying staff members of the opposite sex to shit on your car windscreen whilst you are inside. You then get them to clean the car whilst you watch and masterbate. The higher the earnings the more depraved the serial desires
She was the fittest in the office and he wanted her to give him an Exco car wash. He made her eat cheese for a week so the act would take longer
by The Milk Man Cometh November 14, 2020
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