100 definitions by The Milk Man Cometh

The worst Chris

This would be any person named Chris that you think is worse than these famous people named Chris ...

Chris Benoit

Chris Martin
Chris Brown
Chris Packham

Chris Evans

Chris Pratt

Chris Hemsworth

Chris Columbus

Saint Christopher

That guy is a real cunt, yep he's for sure the worst Chris

by The Milk Man Cometh November 23, 2020

Slug Nipples

Nipples that are so used they have turned thick, long, brown and veiny. Once bullets they soon downgraded to clangers noses and now they are slugs. Still would though

Her slug nipples were nasty like sucking on a wet finger

by The Milk Man Cometh November 15, 2020

Pizza Slice Tits

Empty tits that are deflated and sagged through being ruined by breast feeding, rapid weight loss or tit binding. They used to be like ripe grapefruits but now like two slices of pizza

Look at those deflated pizza slice tits she has with slugs hanging off the bottom

by The Milk Man Cometh November 14, 2020

b&q boob job

When you use zip ties (cable ties) on her tits or rope/string to give them a helping lift and make them look less empty and saggy

I'm going to have to give her a B&Q boob job so I keep my boner

by The Milk Man Cometh November 20, 2020

Funt

A fat cunt. Funt for short

Hey funt put that cake down

by The Milk Man Cometh November 17, 2020

Clavicle

That body part you pay a compliment when she has the most abhorrent tits that you have ever seen

Her: Do you like my tits?
You: You have a lovely clavicle

by The Milk Man Cometh March 18, 2021

bumcano

When you cum in her arse and then she pushes it out along with her prolapse and all the cum runs down the prolapse like lava from a volcano

I love it when you do bumcano

by The Milk Man Cometh November 20, 2020