35 definitions by The Koaladude

Gayphobia

Slang word for fear of Gays and everything gay.

Guy - Jim is having a serious stroke of gayphobia.

by The Koaladude September 11, 2005

Misses

When you fail to hit at something.

Bad dart playa - *Throws dart - and fails to hit*
Commentater - Bad dart playa is up.. and he misses.

by The Koaladude September 9, 2005

Octabus

A bus with 8 wheels which is (usually) used to transport humanoids from place to place.

Guy - You taking the octabus today?
Guy #2 - What the hell is that?

by The Koaladude September 9, 2005

Compootah

How a retard spells computer.

Guy - Hey Wassup?
Retard - D00no I onz a compootah lollollol!!!111

by The Koaladude September 11, 2005

sucked your mum

A sad insult when someone is completely cornered usually used by townies.

Townie - It's all your fault
Cleva guy - What did I do then?
Townie -..... You sucked your mum

by The Koaladude September 11, 2005

benefit fraud

Benefit fraud is when someone lies to get benefit. This includes people who are:

* not reporting they are living together as man and wife
* not reporting income or capital
* not reporting when they are living abroad
* providing a false address
* not reporting other benefits or sources of income

Tax Collecter - Its £50 if you have income and £20 if your unemployed? Are you employed?

Guy - Errr... No and I'm not commiting Benefit fraud either.

by The Koaladude September 18, 2005

Londinium

What old people and romans call the captital of England instead of it's proper name (london).

Roman - I'm going to Londinium to watch a footy match

by The Koaladude September 11, 2005