49 definitions by The Happy Humanist
A Eastern European country of great beauty and incredible potential.
Former member of the Soviet Union. Established as an independent, democratic state on August 24, 1991. A relatively "new" state that has already come a long way. A country that in headed for success!
Ukraine is the ONLY state in Europe that dares to openly defy and piss off Russia, therefore new favourite pet to the US of A.
Home of ridiculously gorgeous people. Joe Biden said that Ukraine women are the "most beautiful women in the wolrd". 6 out of 10 top models are Slavic, by the way.
Ukraine is bound to join the EU and eventually the NATO. And they'll looooove them.
Ukraine is the place where the Slavic race has its origins, so Ukraine is mother to Russia, not the other way around.
The people are very intelligent, but poor. Ukraine has no middle class to speak of.
Former member of the Soviet Union. Established as an independent, democratic state on August 24, 1991. A relatively "new" state that has already come a long way. A country that in headed for success!
Ukraine is the ONLY state in Europe that dares to openly defy and piss off Russia, therefore new favourite pet to the US of A.
Home of ridiculously gorgeous people. Joe Biden said that Ukraine women are the "most beautiful women in the wolrd". 6 out of 10 top models are Slavic, by the way.
Ukraine is bound to join the EU and eventually the NATO. And they'll looooove them.
Ukraine is the place where the Slavic race has its origins, so Ukraine is mother to Russia, not the other way around.
The people are very intelligent, but poor. Ukraine has no middle class to speak of.
Jack: Hey, I started out last but I ended up winning the tournament anyway!
John: The last will be first, I guess.
Jack: Yeah, like Ukraine!
John: The last will be first, I guess.
Jack: Yeah, like Ukraine!
by The Happy Humanist February 5, 2010
NHL player (Washington Caps).
Dan Aykroyd's hockey playing twin. Both are Canadian, look/are overweight and have a receding hairline.
The second most unattractive player for the Washington Caps. His girlfriend's name is Gr8. She eats children and small furry animals.
Drives a car designed by douchebags for douchebags.
Dan Aykroyd's hockey playing twin. Both are Canadian, look/are overweight and have a receding hairline.
The second most unattractive player for the Washington Caps. His girlfriend's name is Gr8. She eats children and small furry animals.
Drives a car designed by douchebags for douchebags.
Mike Green: My name is Mike Lambor-Green-hi!!! Ain't I clever, eh?
Gr8: ARghvgqliwbvü098r0z8vgob048tr9^74tz873gtf87u
Play hard I Crosby no good I better I dum dum dum I Stanley Cup I in Brooksy ass I liiiiike it warm
Gr8: ARghvgqliwbvü098r0z8vgob048tr9^74tz873gtf87u
Play hard I Crosby no good I better I dum dum dum I Stanley Cup I in Brooksy ass I liiiiike it warm
by The Happy Humanist February 13, 2010
A male human (?) who comes to UD to write "a woman must obey the three C's: Cooking, Cleaning, Sucking"* but still gets VERY upset when you call them primordial beasts, porn-crazed cavemen and uncivilized Neanderthals.
His usual response is to go to the woman section and write "useless skin around the vagina" for the hundredth time.
Huh.
* Btw, I know that sucking starts with S but a man on UD doesn't. So for him "cooking, cleaning and sucking" is the "three C's".
His usual response is to go to the woman section and write "useless skin around the vagina" for the hundredth time.
Huh.
* Btw, I know that sucking starts with S but a man on UD doesn't. So for him "cooking, cleaning and sucking" is the "three C's".
Man (actual quotes!): "A woman is the workhorse of the dominant class. They are only there to serve men. They are mobile dishwashers and objects, not people. They deserve to be slammed and beaten. Women should be eradicated!"
Woman: Lollololololololololol!!! The men of UD Uhuhuhu *making monkey noises* Hey Cavemen, who let you out of the zoo?
Woman: Lollololololololololol!!! The men of UD Uhuhuhu *making monkey noises* Hey Cavemen, who let you out of the zoo?
by The Happy Humanist February 17, 2010
90 percent of the definitions on "woman" are:
"useless stuff around the vagina",
"useful for three things - cooking, cleaning and sucking", and
"mobile sperm bank and dishwasher".
You are not terribly smart, are you, boys?
"useless stuff around the vagina",
"useful for three things - cooking, cleaning and sucking", and
"mobile sperm bank and dishwasher".
You are not terribly smart, are you, boys?
by The Happy Humanist April 20, 2010
A person who hates women (5% being the exception).
For evidence see what "men" posted about women on urbandictionary.com (and they repeat it over and over again because they are really clever lads):
"A woman is the useless stuff around a vagina"
"A woman is an object - not unlike a toaster"
"A woman is the inferior sex"
"A woman is a cunt who deserves to be slammed and beaten"
"A superficial money-grabbing creature of hate"
"A woman is Satan's work to torture innocent perfect men"
"A woman is useful for three things - cooking, cleaning and sucking"
"A woman should be raped and beaten"
"A woman is only there to serve the dominant class, like a slave"
It's men like you who prove that radical irrational misogyny is real (even in the West). You are the poster boys for feminism and abortion. Thank you for being so outspoken and honest behind your computer.
Do not be surprised when women start strapping explosives to their bodies and come visit you in your natural habitats.
ETERNAL SHAME on you. Eternal shame, you self-appointed schlong master class.
For evidence see what "men" posted about women on urbandictionary.com (and they repeat it over and over again because they are really clever lads):
"A woman is the useless stuff around a vagina"
"A woman is an object - not unlike a toaster"
"A woman is the inferior sex"
"A woman is a cunt who deserves to be slammed and beaten"
"A superficial money-grabbing creature of hate"
"A woman is Satan's work to torture innocent perfect men"
"A woman is useful for three things - cooking, cleaning and sucking"
"A woman should be raped and beaten"
"A woman is only there to serve the dominant class, like a slave"
It's men like you who prove that radical irrational misogyny is real (even in the West). You are the poster boys for feminism and abortion. Thank you for being so outspoken and honest behind your computer.
Do not be surprised when women start strapping explosives to their bodies and come visit you in your natural habitats.
ETERNAL SHAME on you. Eternal shame, you self-appointed schlong master class.
by The Happy Humanist February 13, 2010
Men cause war
Men cause pain
Men hate women
Men hate everyone who's different
Men are obsolete
Man will destroy the world
Men cause pain
Men hate women
Men hate everyone who's different
Men are obsolete
Man will destroy the world
by The Happy Humanist January 26, 2010
male
A life support system for a penis. Is replaceable by a dildo. Soon to be abolished.
Meant to fuck, mow the lawn and do all the heavy lifting. Nothing else.
If you are offended by this definition, please see what "men" wrote about women. And you will understand.
A life support system for a penis. Is replaceable by a dildo. Soon to be abolished.
Meant to fuck, mow the lawn and do all the heavy lifting. Nothing else.
If you are offended by this definition, please see what "men" wrote about women. And you will understand.
by The Happy Humanist February 11, 2010