2 definitions by The Consent of the Governed
Performing fellatio on a public official to harpsichord accompaniment while wearing a powdered wig in the hope of receiving a well-paying political appointment in exchange for one's efforts.
Publicus only got that job as Secretary of Agriculture by playing James Madison's Crystal Flute. Based on the speed with with his nomination was confirmed, he must be a flutist of some distinction.
by The Consent of the Governed September 29, 2022
To lie like hell to advance your career, much like how George Santos managed to get himself elected to Congress by lying about his previous work experience, his education, even impersonating an individual from an embattled minority group.
Damn, the qualifications for that job were stiff, but I decided to Santos it. I lied like hell on the application and in the interview, and now I'm a C-Suite executive enjoying models and bottle service.
by The Consent of the Governed December 28, 2022