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1. the most amazing people in the world who play the best instrument in the world, way better than trumpet players and they know it but they would never admit it.

2. all nice and funny... until the chair test, then their cut throat.

3. usually ninjas
john- what elective are you taking?

jenna- band

john- ooh!! your a band nerd!! What instrument do you play?

jenna- Flute, im a flutist!

john- oh you must be so awesome!!
flutist by flute loving panda August 14, 2011
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An Asian hoe who the teachers love
Man, why does Fitz love flutists so much?
I hear they give him good succ after school.
flutist by peener69 March 10, 2017

skin flutist

:a woman who is skilled in the art of fellatio.
"Erica is an exceptionally skilled skin flutist. Her hauntingly beautiful music has caused many a man to cum to her concert."
skin flutist by DJ Newman October 9, 2003
a new kind of flu vaccine resembling a needle yet given as a nasal spray administered to patients who are too scared to take shots.
FluMist by hctz October 22, 2003

flesh floutist

Chrithtopher ith a flesh floutist.
flesh floutist by scottbo1 January 2, 2009
Person:I Wish My GF was A Futist. that would be hot.
futist by EmLuvsFuta February 22, 2023

spam flautist

Presidential spam flautist Monika Lewinski lied in court again today, yet privately hoped she would be found out, as the whole point of the exercise was that she wanted to simply be catalogued in history as someone who blew the President. <Mindless cunt>
spam flautist by Brucester September 13, 2006