3 definitions by The Big Sexy

Sammy Sosa

To corks a bat, then act like nothing happened, only to admit it later and apologize to all of Latin America.

That asshole Sammy Sosa'ed his bat and now he hit 67 home runs.

by The Big Sexy July 7, 2004

scrouch

To cry, usually excessively, after having an orgasm and followed by instantly falling asleep.

"You won't believe what happened with this guy I was hooking up with -- he pulled a scrouch!"

by The Big Sexy December 4, 2004

Jimmyjack

A baseball term for a long home run of more than 500 feet.

Lyle Obverbay hit a jimmyjack that went 560 feet to beat the Cubs

by The Big Sexy July 7, 2004