2 definitions by The Banana Stealer

The Main Man Mullet is a being that is widely considered to be the most powerful force in the universe, even more powerful than god himself. The Main Man Mullet can be found playing Xbox with complete retards to feel smart or fucking fat girls. His mullet is bulletproof and can be used as a cooler to store his iced tea and mystery meat.
Today I started a cult dedicated to the Main Man Mullet.
by The Banana Stealer May 3, 2020
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There’s not much to it, just literal perfection in the form of a person
by The Banana Stealer December 23, 2020
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