Edgy Humor

Definition 1: See post by JohnWikck

Definition 2: A derogatory term for anything from memes & old Youtube Poops to vintage stand-up comedy, & classic British sitcoms, used by both "woke" youth & out-of-touch seniors who still laugh at fart jokes & think Minions was a good movie. Basically, any intentionally offensive & mean spirited humor they can't understand or take too seriously, as well as reference-based humor they are out of the loop on.
Every day both the Old Media has a new hot take on "edgy humor" while the SJWs have a new petition trying to ban it.
by ThatEvilRedhead April 05, 2019
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Dank Memes

A meme that has become dank; dank being a descriptor for something that is moldy, dark, cold, wet, & old, like an abandoned termite eaten building after a flood.
I can't believe people still won't let this meme die. It's been dank for half a decade.

Shouldn't have added my brother as a friend; he keeps spamming his page with dank memes & top 10 lists.
by ThatEvilRedhead May 10, 2016
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Hypocrite

Someone who doesn't practice what they preach.

Someone who claims to hate something they do all the time, but makes lengthy excuses as ti why they do not qualify as that thing.
She's such a hypocrite. She spent the entire class talking about the evils of Capitalism, then durting lunch, she got out her latest-model iPhone & bought tickets for 3 Disney movies from Fandango.
by ThatEvilRedhead March 16, 2019
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Screamers

1)The video jump-scares popularized by Liquid Generation's "Sabotage" videos years before there was a Youtube.

2)Reaction Videos posted by easily excitable/scared teen LetsPlayers whom sequel like pigs all the way through them.
When the producer of the Creepy Gaming series promised he would not use screamers in his videos, he was assuring his audience that they would be assaulted by neither jumpscares nor the consistent irritating baby noises that were synonymous with Creepypasta Lets Plays or such reaction videos on Youtube.
by ThatEvilRedhead December 15, 2013
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Cuck

Original definition: Man who gets excited watching his wife whore around with other men.

Inclusion 1: Man who lets women walk all over him, both in the fetish & social/domestic sense.

Inclusion 2: Man who is dating a feminist.

Inclusion 3: Straight white man who virtue signals about Muslims, BLM, & LGBT issues.
Getting real sick of mainstream media cucks pushing their propaganda & passing it off as real news.

Zack is a hopeless masochistic cuck; he defends everyone who tells he he should be ashamed of who he is, & pushes away anyone who tells him to just be himself.
by ThatEvilRedhead April 06, 2017
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troll bride

Not usually deemed to be one until after the fiasco of a wedding, the Troll Bride makes a series of mistakes & poor decisions out of pure stubbornness, uneducated guesses, & deceit that antagonize the groom & everyone else involved.

Troll brides are guilty of some if not all of the following:

*Got the groom to propose after falsely claiming to be pregnant.
*Rejected initial engagement ring & demanded a prettier, more expensive one.
*Canceling arrangements at the last moment, after whatever was ordered has already been paid for.
*Making sure the bridesmaids are dressed as frumpy as possible so no one will pay attention to them.
*Postponing the wedding because the groom broke tradition by seeing her before the ceremony.
*Making the groom or his parents pay for everything.
*Interfering with the caterers & decorators by lording over every thing they do, like she knew their job better than they did.
*Saying "I do not" after begin asked "do you take this man."
*Postponing the wedding several times, especially for petty reasons.
*Telling the groom his best friend can't be his best man because she hates him.
*Complaining about the wedding gifts while the givers are withing earshot.
*Making the baker redo the cake.
*Acting like a spoiled diva drama queen.
Are you really going to marry your troll bride of a girlfriend after she ran out on the last guy she was engaged to?

She ended up being a troll bride; she lied about being pregnant & he's stuck with her because divorce is expensive.

What a troll bride; there's no part of the ceremony or after party where she didn't make an embarrassing ass out of herself.
by ThatEvilRedhead October 04, 2011
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Regressive Liberal

Another words for Social Justice Warrior. They are the mirror equivalent to the left what the conservative far right is the the republican party.
Regressive liberals are usually people who's mental genders & sexualities are so obscure that even the LGBT didn't represent them, but they've hijacked that as well & have expanded it.

Regressive liberals are usually sexist or racist but argue that only men can be sexist & that only caucasians can be racist.

Regressive liberals value feelings over facts. They want to make words that hurt their feelings illegal. They want to force people to use their preferred gender pronouns. They want to be given respect without having to earn it.

Regressive liberals tents to be in their teens & twenties, so they're incredibly hormonal with unchecked rage & are easier to trigger than a bull in a shop that only sells red dishes.

Rather than vote for a candidate that represents their actual political interests, regressive liberals tend to vote for candidates who represent their gender, race, or sexual preference.
by ThatEvilRedhead July 03, 2016
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