7 definitions by That thing in your eye
If you say someone has a high schooler sleep schedule, you are calling their sleep schedule batshit insane and non-existent. Whoever's a victim of it sleeps anywhere between 2-4 hours on average. Very common with druggies, unemployed people, and people who work overnight shifts.
Person: "It's 2am but I can't fall back asleep. Guess I'll just start my day"
Roommate: "You have a high schooler sleep schedule, don't you have anything better to do?"
Roommate: "You have a high schooler sleep schedule, don't you have anything better to do?"
by That thing in your eye May 25, 2023
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by That thing in your eye July 27, 2023
A state of poverty where you're so poor that you can't afford anything to eat, leaving you with only one option: sleep off your hunger so that you won't be hungry anymore by the time you wake up.
I'm living the typical American life by dealing with rent increasing, expensive gas prices and not having a salary that's good enough. Looks like I'm having sleep for dinner tonight.
by That thing in your eye March 23, 2023
Someone who distrusts vaccines because "you never know what they put in them" but will gladly smoke cigarettes and eat enough junk food that will make their body beg for an amputation.
Anti-vaxxer: Hmm, I dunno about the COVID vaccine. I mean, who knows what sort of chemicals they put in that stuff? *shovels McDonald's into mouth* Not to mention the government uses it to microchip you. Who would ever want to be tracked like that? Whoops, I'm getting a call on my iPhone.
by That thing in your eye March 24, 2023
Every narcissistic parent's favorite argument, only rivaled by "if you don't like it, move out". Expect to be told that even if you help pay bills/rent/mortgage/utilities.
Kid: "Hey, could you please turn the music down? It's 3am, and I have college classes in the morning"
Parent: "My house my rules! You sleep on your own time!"
Parent: "My house my rules! You sleep on your own time!"
by That thing in your eye March 31, 2023
The ideal food for college students and poor people (although both are sadly interchangeable in modern day America) for five simple reasons:
1. It's always dirt cheap, only costing a few cents
2. All you need is water and three minutes in the microwave to cook them, which is especially useful if you're in a dorm since your cooking options will be very limited
3. They take a long time to expire, lasting 2-3 years
4. They come in a variety of different flavors, from beef to shrimp
5. They are very easy to spruce up. Wanna crack an egg and add it to your ramen? Go ahead. How about chopped sausages? By all means. Shredded cheese? Oh hell yeah. Hot sauce? Definitely
1. It's always dirt cheap, only costing a few cents
2. All you need is water and three minutes in the microwave to cook them, which is especially useful if you're in a dorm since your cooking options will be very limited
3. They take a long time to expire, lasting 2-3 years
4. They come in a variety of different flavors, from beef to shrimp
5. They are very easy to spruce up. Wanna crack an egg and add it to your ramen? Go ahead. How about chopped sausages? By all means. Shredded cheese? Oh hell yeah. Hot sauce? Definitely
by That thing in your eye April 12, 2023