1 definition by Thaddeus Muttengreggor

distracturbate

(v.) The act of masturbating loudly (either acting it out or actually masturbating) to distract another person or group of people.

Mortimer: "How did you miss that easy 8-ball shot?"
Winston: "Thaddeus distracturbated me with the pool cue!"

by Thaddeus Muttengreggor May 11, 2010