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(v.) The act of masturbating loudly (either acting it out or actually masturbating) to distract another person or group of people.
Mortimer: "How did you miss that easy 8-ball shot?"
Winston: "Thaddeus distracturbated me with the pool cue!"
by Thaddeus Muttengreggor May 10, 2010

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