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A Commodore 64 computer demo/cracker group called, "Brain Damage Studios" that started in the late-1980s and is very probably still around. They also published the disk magazine, "Hardline".
I programmed the names Icebreaker, Moloch, and Redeye of BDS to the greetings in the scrollies of my demos back in the early-1990s.
by Telephony February 13, 2015
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To put it as briefly as I can: disposable diapers

They can be called disposable plastic baby toliets because they're made of plastic, you throw them into the garbage can (or diaper pale) when they're full, and they have but one purpose: a baby pisses & shits into them, thus making them disposable plastic toliets for babies.
{Horhay}: Hey Linda, I can't find the diapers and the baby needs to be changed!
{Linda}: Don't worry Horhay, the disposable plastic baby toliets are in the cabinet above the shitbowl.
by Telephony June 13, 2013
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Plain and simple: milk.
Cow's milk is a liquid organic suspension that comes from a female cow's boobs.
Harry, can you please pick up a jug of organic suspension of female bovine mammary compound on your way home dear?
by Telephony April 12, 2015
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Somebody who pisses into bottles of shampoo, thus ruining them.
John Grass uranated into bottles of shampoo (thus converting them into shampee) at the Juneau Receiving Home in the very early-1980s, and subsequently earned the nickname "The Shampoo Killer".
by Telephony October 19, 2010
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A different way of calling somebody an a$$hole.
Jonathan is such a buttsnoipe for slashing the tires on your bicycle!!!
by Telephony November 18, 2010
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A somewhat generic insult used by Butt-Head on the MTV cartoon, "Beavis and Butt-Head".
{Butt-Head}: Hey cut that out Beavis, you butt wagon!
{Beavis}: Stop calling me a butt wagon!

{Seen in the descriptive text for a drone video on YouTube}:
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the west perimeter of Einstein Park located at 3566 E Dakota Ave. (some butt wagon has it spelled, "Dacota" on their mailbox, hahaha!!!) in Fresno CA. USA at 10:37am PDT on 05-09-20 (or, "2020-05-09T10:37" or "2020 09 May" or even, "May 09, Twenty-Twisted-Stick-Tire" if you prefer)
by Telephony May 18, 2020
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This word is definitely ***NOT*** pronounced \poa THEED'\ -- a person who's only real goal is to spark up another bowl; basically ignoring all else unlike a regular, garden-variety stoner.
{Chris}: Hey Joe, you know why Danny didn't show up for work this morning, donchya?

{Joe}: Yeah I do actually. Danny is a real pothead, and probably pissed away his last $20 on a dime bag for Christ sakes!!!
by Telephony February 19, 2012
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