shampee

what shampoo becomes after you urinate in someone else's bottle. make sure not to tell them.

i sneaked into my neighbor's house and made some shampee.

by mama March 23, 2004

shampee

when you shampoo turns mouldy

person 1" omg theres green stuff in my shampoo"

mum"ewwww that's a shampee THROW IT OUTTTT NOOWWWWWWW"

by genius plenius definitionius June 19, 2018

Shampeeing

The the evil act of peeing in someone’s shampoo bottle and then not telling them. Leaves someone with pee in their hair for the duration they have that bottle.

Joey: “Yo Im shampeeing in jakes bottle.”
Pablo: “wow man that’s fucked up!”

by taxevasion July 18, 2020

Shampeed On

Process of alowing someone to urinate on your head in order to benifit from said person's DNA.

In order for my hair to look perfect, I requested to get shampeed on by my girlfriend.

by Coachtwentytwo September 17, 2009

Shampee #671

It is a element iod

Shampee #671 is a iod. It is same as shampoo but it's radioactive.
It's Collapse time is 69 days.

Classified to gamma rays.

Mainly used to torture furries.

A nuke contains 4% of Shampee #671.

by That Memer 69420 monke February 23, 2021

shampee

Soap.

First shampoo, then shampee.

by Rudy Hills September 10, 2025