31 definitions by Teddy

dry wall

Having sex without a condom on.

Sex is always great, but it feels best when I dry wall it.

by Teddy July 1, 2005

Ruger 10/22

A rimfire .22 autoloading rifle or carbine first introduced by Sturm, Ruger & Co. in 1964. In stock form it's fed by a flush-mounting 10 round rotary magazine, hence the "10" part of the name. It's easily the most popular auto. .22 rifle ever manufactured.

The Ruger 10/22 is likely the most widely customizable rifle of any configuration/caliber on the market today.

by Teddy July 1, 2005

gangstafied

Anything that pertains to pimpness, gangstanism, thug life, or flava.

My nigga Tery is one ganstafied muthafucka

by Teddy May 1, 2003

Ham Sandwich

"When a female's inner labia are longer than the outer labia, giving the vagina the appearance of a ham sandwich."

"I ate the biggest ham sandwich last night. Know what I mean? *wink wink*"

by Teddy November 3, 2003

Remington Model 700

A bolt action rifle, available in many calibers, it is said to be the most accurate "out of the box" of any manufacturer. It is used primarily as a hunting firearm. The US Military also uses it as the basis for their M24 Sniper's Weapon System (SWS) in 7.62x51mm NATO caliber.

I know I would've bagged that deer had I been using a Remington Model 700 instead of this sub-par Winchester.

by Teddy July 1, 2005

reverse emeril

The act of deficating in one's own hand while masturbating and throwing the feces in your own face.

"I keep a towel next to my bed so that I can clean my face and hands after I reverse emeril."

by Teddy November 3, 2003

panty soup

"The creamy soup like discharge that appears when a female is aroused or after she cums."

"The only flavour of soup I like is panty soup."

by Teddy November 3, 2003