Verb: to eat huge quantities of delicious food for the pure joy of eating
Commonly used by dieters and college students
Commonly used by dieters and college students
Dieter 1: Hey, where are you going to take a vacation to this year?
Dieter 2: Thinkin bout a cruise
Dieter 1: Dude! You could so Eat Your Face Off at the sick buffets
Dieter 2: Rock on!
Dieter 2: Thinkin bout a cruise
Dieter 1: Dude! You could so Eat Your Face Off at the sick buffets
Dieter 2: Rock on!
by TedDeadMan January 22, 2010
Over Promise Under Deliver
A person that promises much but delivers little or nothing. Common among blowhard, player and douce bag types
A person that promises much but delivers little or nothing. Common among blowhard, player and douce bag types
Dude: "Hey, you going with Kev to the big game?"
Chick: "Naw, he is such an OPUD; if he says he is gonna get "killa seats" we will end up in the parking lot watching the jumbotron like last time.
Kid1: "Dude, that remote car rocks! Look at the sick tricks it does on the TV!"
Kid2: "Dude, all commercials are OPUDs, that stupid car probably can't even make it up the ramp without camera tricks"
Chick: "Naw, he is such an OPUD; if he says he is gonna get "killa seats" we will end up in the parking lot watching the jumbotron like last time.
Kid1: "Dude, that remote car rocks! Look at the sick tricks it does on the TV!"
Kid2: "Dude, all commercials are OPUDs, that stupid car probably can't even make it up the ramp without camera tricks"
by TedDeadMan August 12, 2010
Dude: Nice computer, pretty tricked out
Nerd: Yeah, its got a 6x core overlclocked water cooled processer with 4 GPUs and a solid state drive. Gets me 3 more frames per second !
Dude: Whoa, how much that set you back
Nerd: Bout $7k
Dude: Dude...that is some serious Nerd Tax
Nerd: Yeah, its got a 6x core overlclocked water cooled processer with 4 GPUs and a solid state drive. Gets me 3 more frames per second !
Dude: Whoa, how much that set you back
Nerd: Bout $7k
Dude: Dude...that is some serious Nerd Tax
by TedDeadMan June 30, 2010
Bowel Movement Food: Food you eat to gut unplugged after getting stopped up. Normally high fiber or trigger foods for your bowels to do their business. Important part of the food pyramid for bingers of cheese, meat and bread....
Slacker: "Dude, after eating 2 lbs of cheese sticks dipped in queso I need some BoMF"
Slackerette:"Here's a fiber bar, ear of corn and a box of bran cereal"
Slacker: "Sweeeettt, my bowels will be movin to the groove in no time"
Slackerette:"Here's a fiber bar, ear of corn and a box of bran cereal"
Slacker: "Sweeeettt, my bowels will be movin to the groove in no time"
by TedDeadMan June 28, 2011
Under Promise Over Deliver
Someone who promises litte but delivers more than expected. Oft practiced by sandbagger
Someone who promises litte but delivers more than expected. Oft practiced by sandbagger
Captain: "Scotty! when can you get th ship moving again?"
Scotty: "Oh, 12 hours at least captain, gotta replace the crystals"
Captain: "Well, I guess we are all dead then, the sun will explode in 3 minutes"
Scotty: "I'll try Captain!"
Ship surges to life, all crew saved
Captain: "Scotty you old UPOD, I knew you were sandbagging me"
Scotty: " Sorry Cap, once an UPOD, always a UPOD!"
Dude: "Well, I got some seats for the game, here they are"
They sit down behind home plate
Chick: "You are such a UPOD, we got the best seats in the house"
Chick: " I may have to UPOD you later when we "just kiss""
Dude: "Sounds like an Epic Win for me!, UPOD does it every time!"
Scotty: "Oh, 12 hours at least captain, gotta replace the crystals"
Captain: "Well, I guess we are all dead then, the sun will explode in 3 minutes"
Scotty: "I'll try Captain!"
Ship surges to life, all crew saved
Captain: "Scotty you old UPOD, I knew you were sandbagging me"
Scotty: " Sorry Cap, once an UPOD, always a UPOD!"
Dude: "Well, I got some seats for the game, here they are"
They sit down behind home plate
Chick: "You are such a UPOD, we got the best seats in the house"
Chick: " I may have to UPOD you later when we "just kiss""
Dude: "Sounds like an Epic Win for me!, UPOD does it every time!"
by TedDeadMan August 12, 2010
When to many awesome things are combined causing a tear in the fabric of space/time and the subsequent annihilation of the known universe. Note: possible source for the "Big Bang"
Dude: "Watch this; I'm gonna paste a pic of Chuck Norris on this T. Rex having a lightsaber duel with LOL cat on top of a stealth bomber with the "your awesome" dog being the ref....."
Dudette: "NO!" as she pushes him away from the keyboard
Dudette: "You could have started an Awesomeocalypse!"
Dude: "Duuuudddeeee.....sorry.....to much awesomeness"
Dudette: "NO!" as she pushes him away from the keyboard
Dudette: "You could have started an Awesomeocalypse!"
Dude: "Duuuudddeeee.....sorry.....to much awesomeness"
by TedDeadMan July 30, 2010
Purposely performing a task so poorly as to discourage being assigned this task again, but not poorly enough to be fired
Cube Dweller1: Dude, writing the weekly report is a sucky job; how do I get out of it?
Cube Dweller2: Just screw up some people's names and swap some people's tasks, nobody will want you to do it again
Cube Dweller1: Ahh....Strategic Incompetence....a fine idea....my inner slacker is jumping for joy!
Cube Dweller2: Just screw up some people's names and swap some people's tasks, nobody will want you to do it again
Cube Dweller1: Ahh....Strategic Incompetence....a fine idea....my inner slacker is jumping for joy!
by TedDeadMan September 04, 2009