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A meal consisting of a wide variety of foods that don't normally go together
Often created from a week or more of leftovers
Often created from a week or more of leftovers
Hubby: "Hon, what are we havin for din-din?"
Wifey: "Chicken nuggets, kung pao, hot dogs, flafel, carrots, hard boiled eggs and some pretzels"
Hubby: "Ah, Conglomomeal, the breakfast of champions"
Wifey: "Chicken nuggets, kung pao, hot dogs, flafel, carrots, hard boiled eggs and some pretzels"
Hubby: "Ah, Conglomomeal, the breakfast of champions"
by TedDeadMan September 15, 2010
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Related to discombobulated
Related to discombobulated
Traveller1: "Hey, wanna catch a bite before we board?"
Traveller2: "Sorry, this trip has got me all dicompoopulated, I missed my BM last night and here it comes"
Traveller1: "Overshare!"
Dormie1: "Awesome, they are serving that Queso dipped fried cheese sticks in food service again, lets hit it dude!"
Dormie2: "No way man, after the last time I was discompoopulated for 3 days; you know what its like to not take a dump for 3 days?"
Traveller2: "Sorry, this trip has got me all dicompoopulated, I missed my BM last night and here it comes"
Traveller1: "Overshare!"
Dormie1: "Awesome, they are serving that Queso dipped fried cheese sticks in food service again, lets hit it dude!"
Dormie2: "No way man, after the last time I was discompoopulated for 3 days; you know what its like to not take a dump for 3 days?"
by TedDeadMan August 11, 2011
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Someone who promises litte but delivers more than expected. Oft practiced by sandbagger
Someone who promises litte but delivers more than expected. Oft practiced by sandbagger
Captain: "Scotty! when can you get th ship moving again?"
Scotty: "Oh, 12 hours at least captain, gotta replace the crystals"
Captain: "Well, I guess we are all dead then, the sun will explode in 3 minutes"
Scotty: "I'll try Captain!"
Ship surges to life, all crew saved
Captain: "Scotty you old UPOD, I knew you were sandbagging me"
Scotty: " Sorry Cap, once an UPOD, always a UPOD!"
Dude: "Well, I got some seats for the game, here they are"
They sit down behind home plate
Chick: "You are such a UPOD, we got the best seats in the house"
Chick: " I may have to UPOD you later when we "just kiss""
Dude: "Sounds like an Epic Win for me!, UPOD does it every time!"
Scotty: "Oh, 12 hours at least captain, gotta replace the crystals"
Captain: "Well, I guess we are all dead then, the sun will explode in 3 minutes"
Scotty: "I'll try Captain!"
Ship surges to life, all crew saved
Captain: "Scotty you old UPOD, I knew you were sandbagging me"
Scotty: " Sorry Cap, once an UPOD, always a UPOD!"
Dude: "Well, I got some seats for the game, here they are"
They sit down behind home plate
Chick: "You are such a UPOD, we got the best seats in the house"
Chick: " I may have to UPOD you later when we "just kiss""
Dude: "Sounds like an Epic Win for me!, UPOD does it every time!"
by TedDeadMan August 16, 2010
Get the UPOD mug.Purposely performing a task so poorly as to discourage being assigned this task again, but not poorly enough to be fired
Cube Dweller1: Dude, writing the weekly report is a sucky job; how do I get out of it?
Cube Dweller2: Just screw up some people's names and swap some people's tasks, nobody will want you to do it again
Cube Dweller1: Ahh....Strategic Incompetence....a fine idea....my inner slacker is jumping for joy!
Cube Dweller2: Just screw up some people's names and swap some people's tasks, nobody will want you to do it again
Cube Dweller1: Ahh....Strategic Incompetence....a fine idea....my inner slacker is jumping for joy!
by TedDeadMan September 4, 2009
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Commonly used by dieters and college students
Commonly used by dieters and college students
Dieter 1: Hey, where are you going to take a vacation to this year?
Dieter 2: Thinkin bout a cruise
Dieter 1: Dude! You could so Eat Your Face Off at the sick buffets
Dieter 2: Rock on!
Dieter 2: Thinkin bout a cruise
Dieter 1: Dude! You could so Eat Your Face Off at the sick buffets
Dieter 2: Rock on!
by TedDeadMan January 22, 2010
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A product lacking special features or abilities above its competitors. Usually mass produced crap from the usual sources of unimaginative designers and manufacturers.
A product lacking special features or abilities above its competitors. Usually mass produced crap from the usual sources of unimaginative designers and manufacturers.
Stop looking at all those MeToo Product knives and check out this kickin Leatherman Multitool; never know when you will need to pick your teeth, saw a log and fend off a bear all at the same time!
by TedDeadMan January 25, 2011
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Johnny: "Mom, I put all my clothes in the bedrobe, it's clean"
Johnny: "Mom, I put all my clothes in the bedrobe, it's clean"
by TedDeadMan September 8, 2010
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